lookwhaticando Posted 5 October 2006 Posted 5 October 2006 I've never done this. Recently though in a quick getaway (don't ask) I managed to slam my car door on my leg, which I hadn't pulled in to the car in time. Doh! TPH is a closet bank robber. I say closet because, so far, he's only had dry test-runs, he hasn't actually tried to rob an actual bank yet. How the hell you slammed the door on your leg though...
lookwhaticando Posted 5 October 2006 Posted 5 October 2006 Perhaps it was his pegleg? :laugh: Yarrgh. That'd be a possibility.
The People's Hero Posted 5 October 2006 Author Posted 5 October 2006 TPH is a closet bank robber. I say closet because, so far, he's only had dry test-runs, he hasn't actually tried to rob an actual bank yet. How the hell you slammed the door on your leg though... It was on my ankle and actually hurt quite a lot. To the point in fact where accelerating/braking was painful.
lookwhaticando Posted 5 October 2006 Posted 5 October 2006 It was on my ankle and actually hurt quite a lot. To the point in fact where accelerating/braking was painful. Sounds rough. I'll be sure not to do something quite so daft.
cisono Posted 5 October 2006 Posted 5 October 2006 You're chasing the bus down the road, trying to flag it down... then he stops suddenly in front of you and you run into it. That's bus bonk. Somewhat disappointing, that is...
lookwhaticando Posted 5 October 2006 Posted 5 October 2006 Somewhat disappointing, that is... Pervert.
lcfc_jme Posted 5 October 2006 Posted 5 October 2006 Pervert. That isn't fair.. I myself was expecting it to be something completely different to what it turned out as Especially when you got involved
lookwhaticando Posted 5 October 2006 Posted 5 October 2006 That isn't fair.. I myself was expecting it to be something completely different to what it turned out as Especially when you got involved Why would that kinda "bus bonk" be in the same category as stubbing your toe and slamming the car door on your peg leg? Seriously, think about it.
lcfc_jme Posted 5 October 2006 Posted 5 October 2006 Why would that kinda "bus bonk" be in the same category as stubbing your toe and slamming the car door on your peg leg? Seriously, think about it. Ermm because the bus goes over a speed ramp and you hit your head on the ceiling... Or it brakes suddenly mid-bonk and you fall forward and smash into the chair infront, or maybe even spill onto the floor and crush the other person... Both painful and annoying
lookwhaticando Posted 5 October 2006 Posted 5 October 2006 Ermm because the bus goes over a speed ramp and you hit your head on the ceiling... Or it brakes suddenly mid-bonk and you fall forward and smash into the chair infront, or maybe even spill onto the floor and crush the other person... Both painful and annoying You hit the speed bump pretty bloody fast to get bounced up off the floor or seat and into the cieling - you need at least 6 or 4ft air (respectively) to manage that. As for the other problems, they're quite a bit more plausible. :laugh:
lcfc_jme Posted 5 October 2006 Posted 5 October 2006 You hit the speed bump pretty bloody fast to get bounced up off the floor or seat and into the cieling - you need at least 6 or 4ft air (respectively) to manage that. As for the other problems, they're quite a bit more plausible. :laugh: Well if somebody is "on" somebody else and "bouncing" up and down, then they hit the bump a little too quickly when they are going up, they shall hit their head on the ceiling You asked me to think about it and I can come up with some good stuff if I actually think (which isnot very often) Told you that you and General Chat are having a bad effect on me
lookwhaticando Posted 5 October 2006 Posted 5 October 2006 Well if somebody is "on" somebody else and "bouncing" up and down, then they hit the bump a little too quickly when they are going up, they shall hit their head on the ceiling You asked me to think about it and I can come up with some good stuff if I actually think (which isnot very often) Told you that you and General Chat are having a bad effect on me You were bound to lose your aura of innocence eventually. I like to think I've played my part in your development into a real person.
lcfc_jme Posted 5 October 2006 Posted 5 October 2006 You were bound to lose your aura of innocence eventually. I like to think I've played my part in your development into a real person. That I was, but not so soon!! You need not think anymore - I can confirm that you definitely have played your part in my development, and you are to be held solely responsible for how I turn out from here-on-in
lookwhaticando Posted 5 October 2006 Posted 5 October 2006 That I was, but not so soon!! You need not think anymore - I can confirm that you definitely have played your part in my development, and you are to be held solely responsible for how I turn out from here-on-in YES! Get In! There was me panicking that in years to come, I'd be flying by the seat of my pants as a father... now, though, I'll have had a test run, by influencing someone's life! Quality.
lcfc_jme Posted 5 October 2006 Posted 5 October 2006 YES! Get In! There was me panicking that in years to come, I'd be flying by the seat of my pants as a father... now, though, I'll have had a test run, by influencing someone's life! Quality. Well for a rookie on his test run, you were pretty impressive As for the influence you've had on me, I only hope that it isn't the sort of influence you have on your kids from an early age, or your town is in serious trouble!!!
lookwhaticando Posted 5 October 2006 Posted 5 October 2006 Well for a rookie on his test run, you were pretty impressive As for the influence you've had on me, I only hope that it isn't the sort of influence you have on your kids from an early age, or your town is in serious trouble!!! I'm not planning on staying in one town, though... ... I'm gonna be a man on the move.
lcfc_jme Posted 5 October 2006 Posted 5 October 2006 I'm not planning on staying in one town, though... ... I'm gonna be a man on the move. My my the world is in trouble, lookydoo on the move creating a wave of mini-looks and mini-doos to pollute the next generation of Foxes fans Maybe I should contact your friendsenemies at the UN and ask them to stop you before you're evil plan takes effect!!
lookwhaticando Posted 5 October 2006 Posted 5 October 2006 My my the world is in trouble, lookydoo on the move creating a wave of mini-looks and mini-doos to pollute the next generation of Foxes fans Maybe I should contact your friendsenemies at the UN and ask them to stop you before you're evil plan takes effect!! On the plus side, they'll all be Foxes fans... I guarantee it. And they'll not be typical Leicester fans either... they'll be optimistic, like me.
lcfc_jme Posted 5 October 2006 Posted 5 October 2006 On the plus side, they'll all be Foxes fans... I guarantee it. Glad you're so sure of it... What if our club is in financial ruin by then and we're on the brink of being kicked out of the football league?! What if they see footage from my era and see how appalling we are?? Will they still be foxes then?? (worst-case sceneario (spelling mistake), with a hint of pessimism for added effect)
lookwhaticando Posted 5 October 2006 Posted 5 October 2006 Glad you're so sure of it... What if our club is in financial ruin by then and we're on the brink of being kicked out of the football league?! What if they see footage from my era and see how appalling we are?? Will they still be foxes then?? (worst-case sceneario (spelling mistake), with a hint of pessimism for added effect) How dare you attempt to piss on my parade! If the club is in financial ruin, I shall sell my afforementioned offspring and rescue the club personally.
lcfc_jme Posted 5 October 2006 Posted 5 October 2006 How dare you attempt to piss on my parade! If the club is in financial ruin, I shall sell my afforementioned offspring and rescue the club personally. Haha I said you are/were solely responsible for my actions and posts on this site as of 6:31pm my time With the empire you're preparing to assemble, you won't need to sell any of them, your offspring will bring in enough money based on their salaries alone to buy our club out of ruin and save us. Looky-dooo the Messiah (that there is what you call optimism my friend )
lcfc_jme Posted 5 October 2006 Posted 5 October 2006 You're learning quickly, my son. As I should be with a fatherrole-model like you At least I am not letting anybody down yet, which is always a positive sign
The People's Hero Posted 5 October 2006 Author Posted 5 October 2006 My thread is being bastardised! Back to amusing injury/annoying injury/innocuous bumps which really hurt stories....
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