FoxesTalk GCSE in Citeh Studies

[Daggers]

Option A

1. Elvis Hammond leaves the halfway line at 3pm at a velocity of 4ms-1, heading for the opponents goal. If he is not tackled or impeded, at what time will he reach Glasgow? (10)

2. If a match was played on the moon, how high would would an 80kg opponent fly if kicked by Danny Tiatto with a force of 45 newtons? (5)

3. "The further along the food chain you go, the less food (and hence energy) remains available." Explain this statement in terms of Matty Fryatt. (5)

Option B

4. Using Pythagoras theorem, explain why Josh Low has difficulty passing a ball. Use diagrams to illustrate your answer. (10)

5. As a mass approaches the speed of light it becomes infinitely thin and infinitely wide. How does the theory of relativity apply itself to Matty Fryatt's arse? (10)

6. Spurning Ptolemaic theory, Kepler announced that "The Sun is the fixed hub of the universe." Taking Kepler's stance as a given, explain why this season appears to revolve around Mandaric. (10)

[lildave3]

Oh great, another test to fail

[cisono]

How about drawing a diagram of this one?

(from Captain's comment before Barnsley game)

As always, get behind the lads and let's have a great afternoon.

[Guest]

1. Elvis Hammond leaves the halfway line at 3pm at a velocity of 4ms-1, heading for the opponents goal. If he is not tackled or impeded, at what time will he reach Glasgow? (10)

When tackling this question, other determining factors ought to be considered, such as the effect of any bright and/or flashing lights, which could easily have an impact upon the forward motion and its effects, and so on and so forth.

Assuming no such other hindrances come into play, I have calculated that Elvis Hammond will reach Glasgow city centre at 7.32pm precisely.

2. If a match was played on the moon, how high would would an 80kg opponent fly if kicked by Danny Tiatto with a force of 45 newtons? (5)

I have estimated that the opponent would in fact be kicked out of the moon's gravitational pull, so the distance travelled would depend upon any other celestial bodies that may happen to be orbiting above the point of contact, or would reach such a point in due time.

3. "The further along the food chain you go, the less food (and hence energy) remains available." Explain this statement in terms of Matty Fryatt. (5)

The important thing to consider with energy that you need energy to create energy, unless there is a way of storing that energy for later use. This would explain the two large 12V car batteries stored in the back of his shorts.

Option B

6. Spurning Ptolemaic theory, Kepler announced that "The Sun is the fixed hub of the universe." Taking Kepler's stance as a given, explain why this season appears to revolve around Mandaric. (10)

Primitive people need to focus on one single point, and need something to believe in otherwise their simple worlds will have no meaning.

I've run out of time to answer the last question. Bugger.

[Lemon Harpic]

1. Elvis Hammond leaves the halfway line at 3pm at a velocity of 4ms-1, heading for the opponents goal. If he is not tackled or impeded, at what time will he reach Glasgow? (10)

If Elvis is not impeded by the buildings, trees, rivers etc in his way, and travels in a straight line dircetly to Glasgow, then distance travelled = 412,000m

time = distance / velocity

t = 412,000 / 4

= 103,000s

So Elvis would take 1 day, 4 hours, 36 minutes and 40 seconds to reach the 1990 European City of Culture. He would arrive in Glasgow at 7.36pm and 40 seconds the next day.

That was the easy question. Why was it worth twice as many points as question 2, which I've forgotten how to answer?