Hastily put together Foxestalk Xmas poem

[Rincewind]

Doing this today as my other thread has sunk. I've changed the names so as to cause embarrassment to those involved. Sorry if you've been left out.

ITS FOXESTALK CHRISTMAS TIME

The FT members are awake

at 5 AM on Christmas morn'

As they tear off the wrappings

the moderaters yawn

Soon TPH is showing off

and arranging party games

wearing a big smile

and a multi-coloured shirt that shames.

Lisa is in the kitchen

preparing and day-dreaming

trying to ignore

the shouting and screaming.

Cat burger and Cisomo arrive

in time for the members meal

Roast turkey with all the trimmings

and xmas pud' are consumed with zeal

Then it's the afternoon telly

which throughout lookatwhaticando snores

There is a blockbuster movie

Murder on the moors'

Ten minutes from the end

Matt says I've seen this film before

the one who did the murder

is standing by the door.

Teatime comes around

the Foxestalk gang pull some crackers :

There are mince pies, salmon sarnies

party hats and party poppers.

At night Stezza falls asleep in a chair

His teeth have fallen on the floor

Cobbo sits in the very same spot

then stands up feeling rather sore

At last its the young uns' bedtime

and Bertfox reasures young Craig :

that he'll know how his playstation works

before the morning comes.

Craig just smiles

as he receives a goodnight kiss

for he was up at 5AM

so he already knows.

Merry Christmas everyone.

[C-man]

Wicked that is.

[Craig]

At last its the young uns' bedtime

and Bertfox reasures young Craig :

that he'll know how his playstaion works

before the morning comes. yawn.gif

Pretty good for a 65 year old perv.

[Rincewind]

I'm not 65 so I've not quite reached the perv siage just yet. I could change it to Disco Bob having a goodnight kiss from Bertfox if you prefer it.

It was originally a family poem with mum, dad, son, uncle, granma/grandpa so changing it came out strange but I hope comical which was the intent.