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Tits Up - Part VI

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Och Aye, Craigie Boy, you're doin' a fine job conning these Sassenachs wi your little gems. Just look at this little lot...

1) You 'done great' taking Hearts to third spot in the SPL...

No denying it Craig. No denying it either that after Celtic and Rangers that Farts & Aberdoom are the next biggest clubs in Soctland.

2) The SPL is better than the Championship...

Now if we took just two Jocko teams out of the equation where does that leave the rest of them? All out of Europe I notice ( Newcastle, P14, still in). Funny, I seem to remember we did pretty well on the dark side of the wall pre season...

3) Our back line is a little slow, we need to defend a little deeper...

No, not slow, nor fast but much the same as everyone else's. Haven't you noticed how everyone gets sucker punched at home these days? Or is the high line still all the rage in chilly jockoland?

4) I still don't know my best eleven...

I don't think you know your squad!

5) The team needs to play with more passion..

Er Craig... aren't you the one who's paid squillions to fire them up?

PS The natives are friendly Craig because they are stupid. Perhaps more guilty than stupid.

PPS I don't want you to go just yet, even if we don't get a play off spot (which we won't) because you're no worse than most. I'll be a tad upset if you get us relegated though.

But then it will be the fickle boneheads who will be on the receiving end when they pin the blame on Micky and his crap signings. I'll post a list of pubs where I do my bevying so they can avoid me and their dentists.

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some of your points are pretty far fetched and unreasonable.. Hearts HAVE done well under very very difficult financial circumstances and have got a few impressive results in Europe, and Newcastle are expected to get far in Europe and are in the top 5 big clubs in England... brilliant comparison! The backline IS slow, and were not as organized as Everton to defend properly with big heavy lumps like Keown, Dabizas, Heath and Dublin. The first 11 is practially impossible to tell because of the teams inconsistency, Adams did no better though...

Besides why are you (already) slagging off CL? I seem to remember a certain legend who started out badly but got things straightened out along the way... The fact that the club is broke and theres a lot of dead wood to get rid of doesnt make the situation easier for CL... you will AT LEAST have to wait until he's made some signings to even remotely judge him...

Posted
Och Aye, Craigie Boy, you're doin' a fine job conning these Sassenachs wi your little gems. Just look at this little lot...

1) You 'done great' taking Hearts to third spot in the SPL...

No denying it Craig. No denying it either that after Celtic and Rangers that Farts & Aberdoom are the next biggest clubs in Soctland.

2) The SPL is better than the Championship...

Now if we took just two Jocko teams out of the equation where does that leave the rest of them?  All out of Europe I notice ( Newcastle, P14, still in). Funny, I seem to remember we did pretty well on the dark side of the wall pre season...

3) Our back line is a little slow, we need to defend a little deeper...

No, not slow, nor fast but much the same as everyone else's. Haven't you noticed how everyone gets sucker punched at home these days? Or is the high line still all the rage in chilly jockoland

4) I still don't know my best eleven...

I don't think you know your squad!

5) The team needs to play with more passion..

Er Craig... aren't you the one who's paid squillions to fire them up?

PS The natives are friendly Craig because they are stupid. Perhaps more guilty than stupid.

PPS I don't want you to go just yet, even if we don't get a play off spot (which we won't) because you're no worse than most. I'll be a tad upset if you get us relegated though.

But then it will be the fickle boneheads who will be on the receiving end when they pin the blame on Micky and his crap signings. I'll post a list of pubs where I do my bevying so they can avoid me and their dentists.

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Racist Scum

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Racist Scum

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I was thinking the same thing.

Posted

There any way you can delete some of his repetitive threads Petrescu? It's a case of, once you've read one, you've basically read them all!

Chandler mate your havin a bubble, you're the one with a problem!

Posted

Get this f'ckwit banned.

I had a right go at Blue Mistress over a post which I thought to be homophobic, turns out he didn't mean it in the context I believed he originally meant.

But this tool is taking it up and beyond that level.

Posted

You sad, pathetic, politically correct TWATS! Are you seriously suggesting that mimicking the Scot's vernacular is 'racist?' If that is the case, my puritanical friends, the term has lost all meaning. It seems that certain cultures enjoy special protection but it's open season for others (as my American expat friends never tire of telling me).

Of course it takes a complete **** like you Highland Fox to level such an accusation. The truth is your seeming over-sensitivity is a feeble attempt to cover up for the shit that you post. Micky's 'crap' signings indeed. Time for your comeuppance.

Final irony: born in Ardrossan, Scots mother, two Scots grandparents. Moral: think before you finger wag.

Now **** off to your Media Studies seminar before I space the lot of ye Sassenachs.

Posted
You sad, pathetic, politically correct TWATS! Are you seriously suggesting that mimicking the Scot's vernacular is 'racist?' If that is the case, my puritanical friends, the term has lost all meaning. It seems that certain cultures enjoy special protection but it's open season for others (as my American expat friends never tire of telling me).

Of course it takes a complete **** like you Highland Fox to level such an accusation. The truth is your seeming over-sensitivity is a feeble attempt to cover up for the shit that you post. Micky's 'crap' signings indeed. Time for your comeuppance.

Final irony: born in Ardrossan, Scots mother, two Scots grandparents. Moral: think before you finger wag.

Now **** off to your Media Studies seminar before I space the lot of ye Sassenachs.

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Youve got to hand it to him, he is good value.

Posted
You sad, pathetic, politically correct TWATS! Are you seriously suggesting that mimicking the Scot's vernacular is 'racist?' If that is the case, my puritanical friends, the term has lost all meaning. It seems that certain cultures enjoy special protection but it's open season for others (as my American expat friends never tire of telling me).

Of course it takes a complete **** like you Highland Fox to level such an accusation. The truth is your seeming over-sensitivity is a feeble attempt to cover up for the shit that you post. Micky's 'crap' signings indeed. Time for your comeuppance.

Final irony: born in Ardrossan, Scots mother, two Scots grandparents. Moral: think before you finger wag.

Now **** off to your Media Studies seminar before I space the lot of ye Sassenachs.

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Also appears to be fluent in moron.

Posted

Chandler go and pop your cherry and get it out of your system, it seems to me you have the ramblings of a 45 year old virgin.

Or are you just a full blown willy puller.

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Chandler go and pop your cherry and get it out of your system, it seems to me you have the ramblings of a 45 year old virgin.

Or are you just a full blown willy puller.

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:Dlol:smile:

That 45 year old verion bit tickled me lol

Posted

Hoof Fox and I was just beginning to think you were alright.

As for you Lisa - a piece of advice. Present you argument first and then your insult. Insult is no subsititute for argument. Geddit?

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Hoof Fox and I was just beginning to think you were alright.

As for you Lisa - a piece of advice. Present you argument first and then your insult. Insult is no subsititute for argument. Geddit?

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That would be applicable if I intended to argue in the first place.

My advice to you, Chandler, is never assume.

Posted

IF you really, really want me back FB you'll have to get Webbo to lift the 'road block.'

Webbo's alright but he's a bit of a coward. Obvious he gave in to a bit of skullduggery. Some posters are so sly eh Highland Jocko Fox?

Be your own wo/man (better watch my back - the PC squad's landed) Scowy, Petrescu et al.... After all it pays! Loads more morons on your board queuing up with their pre school insults

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IF you really, really want me back FB you'll have to get Webbo to lift the 'road block.'

Webbo's alright but he's a bit of a coward. Obvious he gave in to a bit of skullduggery. Some posters are so sly eh Highland Jocko Fox?

Be your own wo/man (better watch my back - the PC squad's landed) Scowy, Petrescu et al.... After all it pays! Loads more morons on your board queuing up with their pre school insults

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FB? sorry not with you.

Surely a man of your interlect can side step the road block?

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IF you really, really want me back FB you'll have to get Webbo to lift the 'road block.'

Webbo's alright but he's a bit of a coward. Obvious he gave in to a bit of skullduggery. Some posters are so sly eh Highland Jocko Fox?

Be your own wo/man (better watch my back - the PC squad's landed) Scowy, Petrescu et al.... After all it pays! Loads more morons on your board queuing up with their pre school insults

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So I didn't want to get involved in what is, quite frankly, pretty repetitve posting, but you're tossing out "bonehead"s and "jerk"s like there's no tomorrow.

Does anyone else notice the irony?

Posted

FB = Forever Blue, Forever Blue!

Does 19 posts make you an outlaw in these parts Mr MON?

FB, I'm technophobic (most pseudo intellectuals are) so I can't lift the road block. In any case I wouldn't want to. If Webbo doesn't want me on that's his prerogative - it's his baby.

As you may have noticed FB I enjoy being in a minority of one. Webbo chooses to ignore the mindless majority piling in but focuses on me whenever I dish it out. So when a dirty snitch sends a sly email my goose is well and truly cooked.

Then there's mob rule and you've seen it on here. Highland Fox is exposed for the twat he is then tries to get me, a second generation Jock, banned for racism! What a plonker.

Needless to say I'll also be hotly pursued by Mr Bumptious (Silver Fox). So far up himself in his miserably short life his feet have never touched the ground.

Posted
FB = Forever Blue, Forever Blue!

Does 19 posts make you an outlaw in these parts Mr MON?

FB, I'm technophobic (most pseudo intellectuals are) so I can't lift the road block. In any case I wouldn't want to. If Webbo doesn't want me on that's his prerogative - it's his baby.

As you may have noticed FB I enjoy being in a minority of one. Webbo chooses to ignore the mindless majority piling in but focuses on me whenever I dish it out. So when a dirty snitch sends a sly email my goose is well and truly cooked.

Then there's mob rule and you've seen it on here. Highland Fox is exposed for the twat he is then tries to get me, a second generation Jock, banned for racism! What a plonker.

Needless to say I'll also be hotly pursued by Mr Bumptious (Silver Fox). So far up himself in his miserably short life his feet have never touched the ground.

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How is his life "miserably short"?

Are you saying that until you get past the age of 24 you life is "miserably short"?

I'm particularly happy with the length of my life, and I'm not past the age of 24, is my life "miserably short" too?

Just something that caught my eye.

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Alex, not quite as ironic as you make out. There's a bit of history here that you might not be aware of. The term 'Bonehead' or 'Fickle Bonehead' is no ordinary insult. I coined the couplet three months ago to describe those Leicester fans who were trying to engineer the sacking of Micky Adams.

I also went on the Radio Leicester phone in (tongue in cheek) calling for these people to be 'transferred' to Manchester United as they were just glory seekers in disguise. The plan was to bring in Pompey supporters to bring some noise to The Walkers.

It was the liberal use of this term and the consternation it caused that got me booted of the other forum (and no doubt will get me booted off this one too).

So, be warned, a Fickle Bonehead is a very special kind of Leicester shit! I don't use the term lightly.

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