Wezleylowski Posted 28 February 2007 Share Posted 28 February 2007 I've got one that'll never take off... OOOOOOOOOOHHHH, DAR-REN DAR-REN KEN-TON! OOOOOOOOOOHHHH, DAR-REN DAR-REN KEN-TON! He is a defender for Leicester City Football Club. He's five-foot-nine all of the time, Unless he stands on his tippy-toes, In which case, he's a few inches taller. DO DO DO DO DO DOOOOOOO! On a bright May morning when I was only three, When Leicester City were on their way to Wem-ber-lee! My old man had a drink and then he said to me, "Son, whatever happened to Darren Kenton?" So I responded, "He's been injured, you old drunk git." And then my father said, "Wow, you sure are smart for a three-year-old," And I said, "Yep." Darren Kenton The capital of Lithuania is Vilnius. To the tune of "Vitamin C" by Can sorry to say this but i dont recall vitamin c by can but even if i had i would still think that song has as much chance of taking off as thracian making a derrogatory comment about Andy King Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fez of Mahrez Posted 28 February 2007 Author Share Posted 28 February 2007 JoBeck wins induction into the Songs That Will Never Take Off Hall of Fame alongside the 'Shunwidoh and Leicester Lass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wezleylowski Posted 28 February 2007 Share Posted 28 February 2007 JoBeck wins induction into the Songs That Will Never Take Off Hall of Fame alongside the 'Shunwidoh and Leicester Lass. Dont know what that is Fez but it sounds like a punishment so i agree Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geo V Posted 1 March 2007 Share Posted 1 March 2007 Come back Micky Adams, Oh what fun it`ll be Assisted by, a former manager with you Called Craig Levein Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Number 6 Posted 1 March 2007 Share Posted 1 March 2007 he's short he's quick he's as big as Kentons dick Levi Porter, Levi Porter. I didn't make it up reminds me of cov a few seasons back and people singing "Dion's got a 12-inch", they obviously meant pizza Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jordan Posted 1 March 2007 Share Posted 1 March 2007 sorry to say this but i dont recall vitamin c by can but even if i had i would still think that song has as much chance of taking off as thracian making a derrogatory comment about Andy King WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSHHHHHH! (That is the sound of ___________?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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