Songs that will never take off

[Wezleylowski]

I've got one that'll never take off...

OOOOOOOOOOHHHH, DAR-REN DAR-REN KEN-TON!

OOOOOOOOOOHHHH, DAR-REN DAR-REN KEN-TON!

He is a defender for Leicester City Football Club.

He's five-foot-nine all of the time,

Unless he stands on his tippy-toes,

In which case, he's a few inches taller.

DO DO DO DO DO DOOOOOOO!

On a bright May morning when I was only three,

When Leicester City were on their way to Wem-ber-lee!

My old man had a drink and then he said to me,

"Son, whatever happened to Darren Kenton?"

So I responded,

"He's been injured, you old drunk git."

And then my father said,

"Wow, you sure are smart for a three-year-old,"

And I said,

"Yep."

Darren Kenton

The capital of Lithuania is Vilnius.

To the tune of "Vitamin C" by Can

sorry to say this but i dont recall vitamin c by can but even if i had i would still think that song has as much chance of taking off as thracian making a derrogatory comment about Andy King

[Fez of Mahrez]

JoBeck wins induction into the Songs That Will Never Take Off Hall of Fame alongside the 'Shunwidoh and Leicester Lass.

[Wezleylowski]

JoBeck wins induction into the Songs That Will Never Take Off Hall of Fame alongside the 'Shunwidoh and Leicester Lass.

Dont know what that is Fez but it sounds like a punishment so i agree

[Geo V]

Come back Micky Adams,

Oh what fun it`ll be

Assisted by, a former manager with you

Called Craig Levein

[Number 6]

he's short

he's quick

he's as big as Kentons dick

Levi Porter, Levi Porter.

I didn't make it up

reminds me of cov a few seasons back and people singing "Dion's got a 12-inch", they obviously meant pizza

[Jordan]

sorry to say this but i dont recall vitamin c by can but even if i had i would still think that song has as much chance of taking off as thracian making a derrogatory comment about Andy King

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSHHHHHH!

(That is the sound of ___________?)