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Songs that will never take off

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N Block? What are you waiting for?

If Leicester Lass wants to lead us for this one song, then she can be sure I'll join in - she won't look too daft either 'cos I'm on the row infront.

Not sure it'll catch on too easily though. :unsure:

Posted

IAIN HUME'S A FOOTBALL GENIUS

IAIN DOWIE'S F**KING HIDEOUS

IAIN HUME'S A FOOTBALL GENIUS

IAIN DOWIE'S F**KING HIDEOUS

IAIN HUME'S A FOOTBALL GENIUS

IAIN DOWIE'S F**KING HIDEOUS

IAIN HUME'S A FOOTBALL GENIUS

IAIN DOWIE'S F**KING HIDEOUS

IAIN HUME'S A FOOTBALL GENIUS

IAIN DOWIE'S F**KING HIDEOUS

IAIN HUME'S A FOOTBALL GENIUS

IAIN DOWIE'S F**KING HIDEOUS

IAIN HUME'S A FOOTBALL GENIUS

IAIN DOWIE'S F**KING HIDEOUS

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If Leicester Lass wants to lead us for this one song, then she can be sure I'll join in - she won't look too daft either 'cos I'm on the row infront.

Not sure it'll catch on too easily though. :unsure:

Well if I get this going I get £100 off a certain Mr Fez so make sure you help me out and we'll split it 75-25 (in my favour obviously :thumbup: )

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Well if I get this going I get £100 off a certain Mr Fez so make sure you help me out and we'll split it 75-25 (in my favour obviously :thumbup: )

Well if you'll be fleecing money out of Fez then I'd be sure to join in. :P

Though to make it a deal you'd have to say 70 - 30 at least. :thumbup:;)

Posted

Well if I get this going I get £100 off a certain Mr Fez so make sure you help me out and we'll split it 75-25 (in my favour obviously :thumbup: )

I'll join in aswell, as long as i get a cut :thumbup::P

Posted

You can have 10?

But it'd be 10 out of Jamie's cut ;)

Which, seeing as lildave3 already owes me a fiver, will mean he now owes me 15 quid. Still want some little man?

Posted

All together now....

Haand in glooooove,



He's got it stuck up his own be-hind

Yea it's not like any other love

This one's different, because its Ultra's

And showing his underwear, let the people stare

oh his flies are low and he really don't care

:banana::bounce::punk::bounce::banana:

  • 2 weeks later...
Posted

Oh Levi Porter

he's two foot shorter

than McAuley

and Kisnorbo

he might not be tall

but give him the ball

and he'll make sure

that we score

a goal

to the tune of what Fez?

Posted

Oh Gary Gary,

Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Glitter!

Milans f****** magic

he wears a magic hat

and when he saw the leicester

he said am avin that

he didnt buy the forest or the derby cos there shite

he bought the mighty city cos there f****** dynamite

someone must get that started at leeds :thumbup:

Posted

I've got one that'll never take off...

OOOOOOOOOOHHHH, DAR-REN DAR-REN KEN-TON!

OOOOOOOOOOHHHH, DAR-REN DAR-REN KEN-TON!

He is a defender for Leicester City Football Club.

He's five-foot-nine all of the time,

Unless he stands on his tippy-toes,

In which case, he's a few inches taller.

DO DO DO DO DO DOOOOOOO!

On a bright May morning when I was only three,

When Leicester City were on their way to Wem-ber-lee!

My old man had a drink and then he said to me,

"Son, whatever happened to Darren Kenton?"

So I responded,

"He's been injured, you old drunk git."

And then my father said,

"Wow, you sure are smart for a three-year-old,"

And I said,

"Yep."

Darren Kenton

The capital of Lithuania is Vilnius.

To the tune of "Vitamin C" by Can

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