Alan Shush! in Rhyme.

[The People's Hero]

A cultured left-back, in his prime,

Up the ladder, he should climb,

But guilty you say of a crime?

Of awful lapses from time to time?

Well, perhaps but hope eternal springs,

Assists, great strikes and many 'near things'

His praises, our Thracian sings,

He's not prone to imaginings.

And so he trudges to Dirty Leeds,

A punishment for his deeds,

A punishment it is indeed,

Will young Alan never be freed?

[Zingari]

thats almost Chaucerian

call your book of poems "THE MAIDSTONE TALES "

oh and i want 45% too

[The People's Hero]

So when young Alan's done his time,

He'll retire to a fairer clime,

His left foot is so sublime,

Defender?? Quite the paradigm.

[Zingari]

In faith, sir squire, you have done well with it,

And openly I praise you for your wit,"

Zingari said, "Considering your youth,

So feelingly you speak, sir, in good truth!

In my opinion, there is none that's here

In eloquence shall ever be your peer,

[The People's Hero]

Unparallelled in eloquence?

I beg you sir, please talk some sense,

I'm prone to talk nonsence and to ramble,

I'm to words the equivalent of defending's titus bramble.

Man, that was tenuous.

[skinnydipper]

TPH's posts are mounting

22,373 and counting

Because when at work he's always on here

Sharing his nonsense, rambles and cheer

So if you're fed up with your team losing

Help yourself to a TPH musing

[The Reverend]

Foxestalk is good,

Oh it is so good...

so goody goody good.

I win.

[General Smuts]

FuCk you all my Raj Ryme beats you all down.

[General Smuts]

Humpty Dumpty Sat On The Wall

Along Came Raj All Happy And Small

When Humpty Saw His Beautiful Face

His Cock Erect With Lightning Pace

Inside Raj's Mouth It Did Go

And Humpty's Willy He Did Blow

For 30 Minutes Raj Did Suck

And Lil Old Humpty Was In Luck

Humpty Let Out A Moan And Cry

And Shot His Load In Raj's Eye

The Moral Of This Little Ditty

Don't Be Gay, Enjoy The Titty.