ibbosuk Posted 11 March 2008 Posted 11 March 2008 Chairmans Lost Points There once was A chairman, He loved his football club so much he bought them lots of managers, but all was not what it seemed, for one manager called Big Nose made wild claims to his new chairman of wonderfull football and glorious points galore! the points, he tells him, are invisible to anyone who were pilloks. Now the chairman was nervous about being able to see the points for himself so he sent his chief honcho The Lirch to view them. Poor Lirch could see nothing, but not wanting to be labeled a pillok praised Big Nose and all his points to everybody that would listen. This was just what scheming & devious Big Nose wanted so off he skipped to the chairman and proclaimed that the "POINTS WERE IN THE BAG" Chairman was so so happy he gave Big Nose wealth and riches the likes of he had never seen before. "Ere you ar chairme ere's your bagful of wonderful points"" Big Nose was heard to say. With that Big Nose presented his Chairman with loads and loads of points, but just like The Lirch, Chairman could see nothing, but again not wanting to be called a pillok, Chairman pretended to be very happy, and called for all the points to be put on show before the supporters of the club at the football ground. The great day arrives and everybody was told about the points being invisible to pilloks, the bag was placed into the middle of the football pitch, Big Nose stood up to whoops of delight, and brought forward the bag containing the points, and to a hushed crowd opened it. The thousands clapped and cheered Big Nose, it was so wonderful, Big Nose smirked with satisfaction and took in all plaudits. Suddenly a supporter stepped forward and grabbed the bag from Big Nose and tipped it upside down, "I DON'T SEE ANY POINTS YA MEAN?, WHERE ARE THEY?, NO POINTS ERE NONE... YA MEAN. Said the supporter, by GOD he's right cry's another!! Soon the whole ground was in up uproar!! they swarmed towards Big Nose, but Big Nose was defiant and screams back at the baying mob "Yoom jus aload of Pilloks, I ates you all I does".......just before the rat like figure was trampled into the dust. The Moral of the story is that the points are never in the bag.
STUHILL Posted 11 March 2008 Posted 11 March 2008 ..............Oh dear Hate to think about the effort you put into that as well....... shocking
ibbosuk Posted 11 March 2008 Author Posted 11 March 2008 ..............Oh dear Hate to think about the effort you put into that as well....... shocking Mine is bigger than yours
Lets Be having You Posted 11 March 2008 Posted 11 March 2008 What a disabled. I can think of other things to call him,but i would get kicked,,any way the guy was a pillock
ibbosuk Posted 11 March 2008 Author Posted 11 March 2008 What a disabled. OIE!! FQ....OLLAWAY >>>>>>>>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!
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