Nationwider Posted 18 April 2005 Share Posted 18 April 2005 A combination of high-speed ironing and lager has left me with a rather nasty burn/slash up my right arm this evening. This makes me feel like a tit. <_< I need a convincing and more manly excuse for my new scar - better than "I hurt myself with an iron - cos I'm a co-ord" Any good suggestions? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven Posted 18 April 2005 Share Posted 18 April 2005 A combination of high-speed ironing and lager has left me with a rather nasty burn/slash up my right arm this evening. This makes me feel like a tit. <_< I need a convincing and more manly excuse for my new scar - better than "I hurt myself with an iron - cos I'm a co-ord" Any good suggestions? 95086[/snapback] The truth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nationwider Posted 18 April 2005 Author Share Posted 18 April 2005 The truth. 95089[/snapback] Aye, you may have something there. Was going to go for "shark attack", but meeting a shark in the North Sea on a cold Monday night in April isn't going to get me anywhere except perhaps the Daily Sport. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven Posted 18 April 2005 Share Posted 18 April 2005 The truth. 95089[/snapback] Aye, you may have something there. Was going to go for "shark attack", but meeting a shark in the North Sea on a cold Monday night in April isn't going to get me anywhere except perhaps the Daily Sport. 95090[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarby Posted 18 April 2005 Share Posted 18 April 2005 Actually there have been reported sightings of the great white in the sea! very interesting..dont you think however a shark will be a little more severe than a burn but i could be wrong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nationwider Posted 19 April 2005 Author Share Posted 19 April 2005 Actually there have been reported sightings of the great white in the sea!very interesting..dont you think however a shark will be a little more severe than a burn but i could be wrong 95093[/snapback] You'll be the first one to spot them , Scarby! I think you're right. This shark thing isn't going to work...unless the shark was armed with a red hot poker, or something? Anyway, sharks and ironing - it's a first for FT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted 19 April 2005 Share Posted 19 April 2005 You were attacked by a flaming twig? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Random Burglar Posted 19 April 2005 Share Posted 19 April 2005 Truth prob still sounds like a plan!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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