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Apparently, this machine will make my legs thinner, but I'm not convinced.

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It's harder work than running, it makes you tired and sweaty, and I can't see any bloody improvements!

I'm knackered.

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Would you say that after 20 minutes on the beggar?

105669[/snapback]

i wouldn't be foolish enought to go on th 'begger' for twenny mins! :ph34r:

105675[/snapback]

No pain, no gain....er hang on, it's not gain I want.... :ermm::unsure::angry:

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Apparently, this machine will make my legs thinner, but I'm not convinced.

stm_SM200003.main_det_v1_m56577569830472608.jpg

It's harder work than running, it makes you tired and sweaty, and I can't see any bloody improvements!

I'm knackered.

105663[/snapback]

Um, don't you have any stairs in your house?

Alterntively, you could go to Marks & Spencers in town and go up the elevators the wrong way a few times?

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Apparently, this machine will make my legs thinner, but I'm not convinced.

stm_SM200003.main_det_v1_m56577569830472608.jpg

It's harder work than running, it makes you tired and sweaty, and I can't see any bloody improvements!

I'm knackered.

105663[/snapback]

Um, don't you have any stairs in your house?

Alterntively, you could go to Marks & Spencers in town and go up the elevators the wrong way a few times?

105838[/snapback]

Aha, but you can't watch TV whilst doing that though, can you? ;)

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Just run around a park a bit you fussy buggers! :P

Saves on these torturous machines :o:P

105844[/snapback]

Or just play football quite a lot, which is actually enjoyable. :o;)

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Apparently, this machine will make my legs thinner, but I'm not convinced.

stm_SM200003.main_det_v1_m56577569830472608.jpg

It's harder work than running, it makes you tired and sweaty, and I can't see any bloody improvements!

I'm knackered.

105663[/snapback]

Um, don't you have any stairs in your house?

Alterntively, you could go to Marks & Spencers in town and go up the elevators the wrong way a few times?

105838[/snapback]

Aha, but you can't watch TV whilst doing that though, can you? ;)

105841[/snapback]

You can if it's the elevator to the Electrical Goods department... :blink:

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Apparently, this machine will make my legs thinner, but I'm not convinced.

stm_SM200003.main_det_v1_m56577569830472608.jpg

It's harder work than running, it makes you tired and sweaty, and I can't see any bloody improvements!

I'm knackered.

105663[/snapback]

Um, don't you have any stairs in your house?

Alterntively, you could go to Marks & Spencers in town and go up the elevators the wrong way a few times?

105838[/snapback]

Aha, but you can't watch TV whilst doing that though, can you? ;)

105841[/snapback]

You can if it's the elevator to the Electrical Goods department... :blink:

105867[/snapback]

You would probably get a good upper body workout elbowing people out of your way - I like your way of thinking..... <_<

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Apparently, this machine will make my legs thinner, but I'm not convinced.

stm_SM200003.main_det_v1_m56577569830472608.jpg

It's harder work than running, it makes you tired and sweaty, and I can't see any bloody improvements!

I'm knackered.

105663[/snapback]

Um, don't you have any stairs in your house?

Alterntively, you could go to Marks & Spencers in town and go up the elevators the wrong way a few times?

105838[/snapback]

Aha, but you can't watch TV whilst doing that though, can you? ;)

105841[/snapback]

You can if it's the elevator to the Electrical Goods department... :blink:

105867[/snapback]

You would probably get a good upper body workout elbowing people out of your way - I like your way of thinking..... <_<

105884[/snapback]

rofl, you could start a new fashion... 'Elevator Aerobics'.

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Apparently, this machine will make my legs thinner, but I'm not convinced.

stm_SM200003.main_det_v1_m56577569830472608.jpg

It's harder work than running, it makes you tired and sweaty, and I can't see any bloody improvements!

I'm knackered.

105663[/snapback]

Um, don't you have any stairs in your house?

Alterntively, you could go to Marks & Spencers in town and go up the elevators the wrong way a few times?

105838[/snapback]

Aha, but you can't watch TV whilst doing that though, can you? ;)

105841[/snapback]

You can if it's the elevator to the Electrical Goods department... :blink:

105867[/snapback]

You would probably get a good upper body workout elbowing people out of your way - I like your way of thinking..... <_<

105884[/snapback]

rofl, you could start a new fashion... 'Elevator Aerobics'.

105891[/snapback]

There's far better exercise I can think of doing in an 'elevator' (what's wrong with the word lift?)

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Apparently, this machine will make my legs thinner, but I'm not convinced.

stm_SM200003.main_det_v1_m56577569830472608.jpg

It's harder work than running, it makes you tired and sweaty, and I can't see any bloody improvements!

I'm knackered.

105663[/snapback]

Um, don't you have any stairs in your house?

Alterntively, you could go to Marks & Spencers in town and go up the elevators the wrong way a few times?

105838[/snapback]

Aha, but you can't watch TV whilst doing that though, can you? ;)

105841[/snapback]

You can if it's the elevator to the Electrical Goods department... :blink:

105867[/snapback]

You would probably get a good upper body workout elbowing people out of your way - I like your way of thinking..... <_<

105884[/snapback]

rofl, you could start a new fashion... 'Elevator Aerobics'.

105891[/snapback]

There's far better exercise I can think of doing in an 'elevator' (what's wrong with the word lift?)

105892[/snapback]

I think he means escalator, but I didn't want to question it.

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Apparently, this machine will make my legs thinner, but I'm not convinced.

stm_SM200003.main_det_v1_m56577569830472608.jpg

It's harder work than running, it makes you tired and sweaty, and I can't see any bloody improvements!

I'm knackered.

105663[/snapback]

Um, don't you have any stairs in your house?

Alterntively, you could go to Marks & Spencers in town and go up the elevators the wrong way a few times?

105838[/snapback]

Aha, but you can't watch TV whilst doing that though, can you? ;)

105841[/snapback]

You can if it's the elevator to the Electrical Goods department... :blink:

105867[/snapback]

You would probably get a good upper body workout elbowing people out of your way - I like your way of thinking..... <_<

105884[/snapback]

rofl, you could start a new fashion... 'Elevator Aerobics'.

105891[/snapback]

There's far better exercise I can think of doing in an 'elevator' (what's wrong with the word lift?)

105892[/snapback]

I think he means escalator, but I didn't want to question it.

105896[/snapback]

Escalators are evil!

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