Gastric Flu

[Shrenchel]

Anyone else had this recently?! How long does it take to get better?! Some internet site says 6-8 days but my manager says he reckons Ill be back at work in a day or two, cheeky cvnt. Pissing out of my arse, horrific.

[Sir Fynwy]

Anyone else had this recently?! How long does it take to get better?! Some internet site says 6-8 days but my manager says he reckons Ill be back at work in a day or two, cheeky cvnt. Pissing out of my arse, horrific.

Had about 2 years ago, lost over 1 stone in a day, felt terrible for 2 days but didn't miss a day of work (got it friday night!).

[Daggers]

I had it when it was simply known as 'the runs'.

You'd walk around as if worried about bum rape and get on with life. Wearing shorts and pretending you've just been in a cross-country race helps.

[Guest]

Had about 2 years ago, lost over 1 stone in a day, felt terrible for 2 days but didn't miss a day of work (got it friday night!).

Sorry to be pedantic, Sweetness, but that was the norovirus, not necessarily gastric flu (norovirus accounts for 50% of gastroenteritis cases, apparently).

If I ever have that again, I would like to have it 2/3 days before an event where I need to wear a nice dress.

[Nick]

I had it when it was simply known as 'the runs'.

You'd walk around as if worried about bum rape and get on with life. Wearing shorts and pretending you've just been in a cross-country race helps.

[Shrenchel]

Had about 2 years ago, lost over 1 stone in a day, felt terrible for 2 days but didn't miss a day of work (got it friday night!).

Cheers mate. 2/3 days aint too bad. Seeming like a shag long time right now though.

[AmericanScott]

I had this a few months ago. Everytime i drank a bit of water i could feel it trickling down my insides then straight out my ass within a minute.

Most horrible feeling ever to piss from your ring.

Felt like a girl on the toilet.

Took me a few days to recover from that.