Take both our heartaches away!

[Manwivaplan]

I know how you are feeling! ..Last season,in augest, we had the best manager in league one,who was young and learning,and gaining appaulits from everyone..The first match we hammer one of the favourites 7.1 at their ground and life was rosey..Then runours started that norwich were now talking to lambwkstain....

We laughed it off,won our next match,was playing open attractive footy and thought nothing of it..On the following saturday,we win again,but lambert isnt present,and the jcwkshtmoneygrabbingpileofmucuse had gone!! We eventually got over it as he had left a nucleus of a squad,and for a while boothy,who came in,just went with the flow..

But after xmas he started changing tactics to his own brand..the hoofball,and although succesfull at first,teams soon got the measure of us!..This included the scottishpileofpukemixedwithdogsurine and his side who beats us 5 bloody nil at our ground..So again we consoled oueselfs that as he is a traitor and was getting lots of tv coverage,it wont be long before anothe club comes in and off he will be and we then heard on skysports,burnley were considering him,and being a prem club at the time,we wer all waiting for the sig on the dotted line to go on norwich`s forums and take the p##..But up pops his ugly mutt,"im committed to norwich" ..

Never mind as at the end of april,cletic has him on their rader..bookies has him as favourite! At last we can finally wipe the smug of those norfolk turkeys..But once more he comes out with "Im staying here as long as they will have me"

To add salt,they start getting in quality players like steve smith from rangers and this really rankled this one,spending a mill plus on a wolves guy,even though they had just been forced to pay us £550.000 compo for taking lamb########..

So my last hope is you guys making him your number one piority,and third time lucky,he finally jumps ship and we can have our revenge!

As other half is a liecester fan,it would make it double buuble fun for me!

[Fox You Forest]

Someone call for the translator.

[Ford Super Sunday]

I think he's a Col U fan and wants us to take Aidy Boothroyd off of their hands....

[Bugg]

I think he's a Col U fan and wants us to take Aidy Boothroyd off of their hands....

Aidy Boothroyd manages Cov...

[davieG]

I think he's a Col U fan and wants us to take Aidy Boothroyd off of their hands....

He wants us to take Lambert from Norwich to piss them off and for him to have revenge by proxy.

[Alexikokopops]

Don't worry people, I whacked it in Google and got a translation:

I know how you are feeling! Last season, in August, we had the best manager in League One. He was young and learning, and gaining plaudits from everyone. In our first game we hammered Norwich, one of the favourites, 7-1 at Carrow Road and life was rosey. 7-1, can you imagine??? That's when the rumours started...

We laughed it off, won our next match while playing open attractive football, and thought nothing of it. The following Saturday we won again, but Lambert wasn't present. Turned out the swine had gone!! We eventually got over it (despite what you might read in the following paragraphs about how we're still obsessing over him nearly a year later) as he had left the beginnings of a cracking squad, and for a while our new manager Boothy managed just fine.

However, after Christmas, Boothy started changing tactics to suit his style... the dreaded hoofball! Although this was successful at first, teams soon got the measure of us! "OH NO" I hear you cry. This even included that ragamuffin and his Norwich side who beats us 5-0 at our ground! So again we consoled ourselves that as he is a traitor, and with the sheer amount of TV coverage he's getting it wont be long before another club comes in and he will be off. "How we will chuckle when that happens, HAR HAR HAR". Then we heard on Sky Sports that Burnley were considering him. With them being a Premiership club at the time we were rubbing our hands in anticipation of the ribbing we could give our chums on the Norwich message boards if he upped sticks and did one.Then he came out in the media with "I'm committed to Norwich". Why hadn't he been committed to Colchester? It brought back all those feelings of shame an inadequacy that I'd repressed since childhood and I wept for seven days solid.

Then April came along and, Celtic had him on their rader. "What's this? He's the favourite down the bookies? Ho ho ho, not so committed now, is he... wha'???". Shattered. To rub salt in the wound, Norwich started getting in quality players like Steve Smith from Rangers. It really rankled this one. Spending a million plus on a Wolverhampton Wanderers player, even though they had just been forced to pay us £550,000 compensation for taking our manager? This hit me harder then the Burnley rebuff. I spent the next week watching re-runs of Porridge on G.O.L.D. and eating nothing but chicken nuggets.

My last hope is that you guys can make him your number one priority. Hopefully, third time lucky, he will finally jump ship and we can have our revenge! Oh, and the other half is a Leicester fan, so it would be twice the fun.

[Manwivaplan]

Don't worry people, I whacked it in Google and got a translation:

I know how you are feeling! Last season, in August, we had the best manager in League One. He was young and learning, and gaining plaudits from everyone. In our first game we hammered Norwich, one of the favourites, 7-1 at Carrow Road and life was rosey. 7-1, can you imagine??? That's when the rumours started...

We laughed it off, won our next match while playing open attractive football, and thought nothing of it. The following Saturday we won again, but Lambert wasn't present. Turned out the swine had gone!! We eventually got over it (despite what you might read in the following paragraphs about how we're still obsessing over him nearly a year later) as he had left the beginnings of a cracking squad, and for a while our new manager Boothy managed just fine.

However, after Christmas, Boothy started changing tactics to suit his style... the dreaded hoofball! Although this was successful at first, teams soon got the measure of us! "OH NO" I hear you cry. This even included that ragamuffin and his Norwich side who beats us 5-0 at our ground! So again we consoled ourselves that as he is a traitor, and with the sheer amount of TV coverage he's getting it wont be long before another club comes in and he will be off. "How we will chuckle when that happens, HAR HAR HAR". Then we heard on Sky Sports that Burnley were considering him. With them being a Premiership club at the time we were rubbing our hands in anticipation of the ribbing we could give our chums on the Norwich message boards if he upped sticks and did one.Then he came out in the media with "I'm committed to Norwich". Why hadn't he been committed to Colchester? It brought back all those feelings of shame an inadequacy that I'd repressed since childhood and I wept for seven days solid.

Then April came along and, Celtic had him on their rader. "What's this? He's the favourite down the bookies? Ho ho ho, not so committed now, is he... wha'???". Shattered. To rub salt in the wound, Norwich started getting in quality players like Steve Smith from Rangers. It really rankled this one. Spending a million plus on a Wolverhampton Wanderers player, even though they had just been forced to pay us £550,000 compensation for taking our manager? This hit me harder then the Burnley rebuff. I spent the next week watching re-runs of Porridge on G.O.L.D. and eating nothing but chicken nuggets.

My last hope is that you guys can make him your number one priority. Hopefully, third time lucky, he will finally jump ship and we can have our revenge! Oh, and the other half is a Leicester fan, so it would be twice the fun.

Now you got it! Or you could just hammer them in both your games,that would help..