Answers to hotseat

[Cat Burger]

Right deadline of tommorow 10pm for questions and i'll get them in hopefully by midnight, but as you can see I like to go in depth

Scowy

1) Why are you so strange?

That's a good question, well I got abducted by a dog when I was younger, I was also born with a heart condition and got asthma which made me quite weedy and nervy as a kid, so when I eventually became healthy I became a bit of an attention seeker, I think that has carried on. People who know me, know I don't care if they think I'm weird I revel in my weirdness they also know that I'm serious and introvert sometimes aswell. My strangeness may also come to the double dose of MMR jab that I had which has been linked to autism, there are many possible reasons but would you want me anyway else???

2) Most overrated Fosse City player and why?

Got to be Wayne Carter, he scores quite a few but he is so greedy and such an individual player and picks the wrong option most of the time, he also likes to promote himself which I'm not sure is a joke or what. You could definitley include me in the equation as I haven't really performed for Fosse, and also Tom who I know can score goals but doesn't really.

3) Most underrated Fosse City player and why?

Erm I reckon Sam, even though he gets bummed on here, in the real world his work goes mostly unnoticed by others. He is integral.

4) Your favourite Foxestalk poster?

I reckon Alex(ikokopops) he is one guy that has a lot of similarities to myself, he is the same age, slightly strange, student scum... I haven't met the guy which brings about an aura of mystery which I crave.

5) Your least favourite Foxestalk poster?

A difficult one, it is not my place to decide really, we all can post here if we want to probably Shack, I'm saying this because even if he reads it I don't care cos he can suck my small white penis.

6) 1 pint, 2 pints, 3 pints, floor? Is this true?

Haha no it is seven pints then floor, but after three pintso....imagine a normal person getting a bit rowdy and then scale it to how (not) normal I am, you can kind of imagine.

7) How much do you really hate Hoegger?

He can be ok but to be honest I really hate the ****er after he hit me on the nose and tried to embarass me in front of some mingers because I overpowered him, he's jealous of my looks and football ability that's his problem the green, growthed nosed, cabbage of a man.

8) Is ginger the root of all evil?

No but I definitley think they should be contained, a rule like 'only one ginger in every five should be spared' would be sufficient.

9) Are you glad you met up with us lot?

Oh yes deffo, I was a bit geeked out at first but you lot are ok. And i'd still be playing for the god forsaken church team if it wasn't for that kickabout that time, I'd still be muttering blasphemous comments in the prayer before the game.

10) Your favourite Leicester City game?

A toughy, as all my best emotions are linked with when I was wee and I have no recollection of much else (score, team e.t.c ) well I guess I'd have to say Forest away this season then as the elation at the end was superb and I had such a good day (and night) I could've picked something mainstream like 4-0 v Leeds but that's SO not me

Scarboroughfox

do you often lie in bed and fondle your breasts?

Occasionally, I prefer a woman to do that for me though. I've lost a lot of weight now and my breasts are not as accessible as they were in the good old days.

Katassi

Why dont you like mingers?

I never specified that I did, I've always used it as a term of endearment, preceded by the word 'Fricken' Mingers have their place in the world just like the rest of us, they serve as entertainment and provide a lot of my ridiculing needs. Fit mingers on the other hand, now they confuse me. I would/I wouldn't, that is the question.

Do you think being called a 'sweet nutter' is an accurate description of yourself?

Hmm I wouldn't personally use it no, I prefer to simplify it down to 'idiot' or 'clown' as they more or less cater for both I think

Do you enjoy being single?

No I fukkin don't it's crap, especially when certain dirty old queens like to use it as a trump card to try and convince you you're a filthy bummer like they are My lack of luck with women stretches back a long way, and the 'one night stand' lifestyle that became me 2 years ago and lasted a year has been rejected, leaving me stuck, lifeless in an abyss of unhappiness and celibacy.

Kill me or kiss me?

You? I guess I'd kiss you but you can really infuriate me at times, like most people who like to label me.

Does it hit a nerve when people say you have homosexual tendencies? (not me I dont say that)

Oh yes of course, because the immature thing is to try to prove them wrong by shagging around, which I've grown out of. I'm straight and looking forward to settling down when I've found someone who is enough of a challenge for me but not out of my reach so to speak.

What do you think are Fosse Citehs chances of glory next season?

I'm playing it down, being a realist/pessimist as always I can safely say our position WILL improve, but basically I'm hoping to individually grow into a better player.

Sorry for the shit spelling and grammar but I write so many essays I really can't be arsed.

[Katy]

Right deadline of tommorow 10pm for questions and i'll get them in hopefully by midnight, but as you can see I like to go in depth

Scowy

1) Why are you so strange?

That's a good question, well I got abducted by a dog when I was younger, I was also born with a heart condition and got asthma which made me quite weedy and nervy as a kid, so when I eventually became healthy I became a bit of an attention seeker, I think that has carried on. People who know me, know I don't care if they think I'm weird I revel in my weirdness they also know that I'm serious and introvert sometimes aswell. My strangeness may also come to the double dose of MMR jab that I had which has been linked to autism, there are many possible reasons but would you want me anyway else???

2) Most overrated Fosse City player and why?

Got to be Wayne Carter, he scores quite a few but he is so greedy and such an individual player and picks the wrong option most of the time, he also likes to promote himself which I'm not sure is a joke or what. You could definitley include me in the equation as I haven't really performed for Fosse, and also Tom who I know can score goals but doesn't really.

3) Most underrated Fosse City player and why?

Erm I reckon Sam, even though he gets bummed on here, in the real world his work goes mostly unnoticed by others. He is integral.

4) Your favourite Foxestalk poster?

I reckon Alex(ikokopops) he is one guy that has a lot of similarities to myself, he is the same age, slightly strange, student scum... I haven't met the guy which brings about an aura of mystery which I crave.

5) Your least favourite Foxestalk poster?

A difficult one, it is not my place to decide really, we all can post here if we want to probably Shack, I'm saying this because even if he reads it I don't care cos he can suck my small white penis.

6) 1 pint, 2 pints, 3 pints, floor? Is this true?

Haha no it is seven pints then floor, but after three pintso....imagine a normal person getting a bit rowdy and then scale it to how (not) normal I am, you can kind of imagine.

7) How much do you really hate Hoegger?

He can be ok but to be honest I really hate the ****er after he hit me on the nose and tried to embarass me in front of some mingers because I overpowered him, he's jealous of my looks and football ability that's his problem the green, growthed nosed, cabbage of a man.

8) Is ginger the root of all evil?

No but I definitley think they should be contained, a rule like 'only one ginger in every five should be spared' would be sufficient.

9) Are you glad you met up with us lot?

Oh yes deffo, I was a bit geeked out at first but you lot are ok. And i'd still be playing for the god forsaken church team if it wasn't for that kickabout that time, I'd still be muttering blasphemous comments in the prayer before the game.

10) Your favourite Leicester City game?

A toughy, as all my best emotions are linked with when I was wee and I have no recollection of much else (score, team e.t.c ) well I guess I'd have to say Forest away this season then as the elation at the end was superb and I had such a good day (and night) I could've picked something mainstream like 4-0 v Leeds but that's SO not me

Scarboroughfox

do you often lie in bed and fondle your breasts?

Occasionally, I prefer a woman to do that for me though. I've lost a lot of weight now and my breasts are not as accessible as they were in the good old days.

Katassi

Why dont you like mingers?

I never specified that I did, I've always used it as a term of endearment, preceded by the word 'Fricken' Mingers have their place in the world just like the rest of us, they serve as entertainment and provide a lot of my ridiculing needs. Fit mingers on the other hand, now they confuse me. I would/I wouldn't, that is the question.

Do you think being called a 'sweet nutter' is an accurate description of yourself?

Hmm I wouldn't personally use it no, I prefer to simplify it down to 'idiot' or 'clown' as they more or less cater for both I think

Do you enjoy being single?

No I fukkin don't it's crap, especially when certain dirty old queens like to use it as a trump card to try and convince you you're a filthy bummer like they are My lack of luck with women stretches back a long way, and the 'one night stand' lifestyle that became me 2 years ago and lasted a year has been rejected, leaving me stuck, lifeless in an abyss of unhappiness and celibacy.

Kill me or kiss me?

You? I guess I'd kiss you but you can really infuriate me at times, like most people who like to label me.

Does it hit a nerve when people say you have homosexual tendencies? (not me I dont say that)

Oh yes of course, because the immature thing is to try to prove them wrong by shagging around, which I've grown out of. I'm straight and looking forward to settling down when I've found someone who is enough of a challenge for me but not out of my reach so to speak.

What do you think are Fosse Citehs chances of glory next season?

I'm playing it down, being a realist/pessimist as always I can safely say our position WILL improve, but basically I'm hoping to individually grow into a better player.

Sorry for the shit spelling and grammar but I write so many essays I really can't be arsed.

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Ohhhh the feeling is very much mutual chum, and I have never labeled you as anything other than a nutter.

[Alexikokopops]

4) Your favourite Foxestalk poster?

I reckon Alex(ikokopops) he is one guy that has a lot of similarities to myself, he is the same age, slightly strange, student scum... I haven't met the guy which brings about an aura of mystery which I crave.

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I like to think of myself as an enigma.

I'm not, but I like to think it.

[Scarby]

4) Your favourite Foxestalk poster?

I reckon Alex(ikokopops) he is one guy that has a lot of similarities to myself, he is the same age, slightly strange, student scum... I haven't met the guy which brings about an aura of mystery which I crave.

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I like to think of myself as an enigma.

I'm not, but I like to think it.

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once at a place of which i worked the code word for an emergancy was enigma!!

we were trained in saying it to each other.

[Cat Burger]

Scarboroughfox - second chance for you sunsheeyine!

Will you sponsor me on my football tour?

No way! There are children starving in Ethiopia, I’ll give my money to them.

have you gotten lost in thee woods and had to kill wild animals to survive while making small daisy chains to keep you busy while you wasted away the days watching the sun go down?

Yes but minus the daisy chains, daisies are rare in the woods you usually find them ONLY in school playing fields. Hence if I actually HAD daisies I wouldn’t be in the woods and I wouldn’t be lost, hooray. But to be honest if I was lost in the woods I would be a right savage. I wouldn’t fritter my life away being a fancy Dan champagne Charlie simonov! I would be barking at the moon!

Do you know where i put my watch?

Maybe an escaped prisoner came in your room while you were asleep, nicked your watch put it on, then decided to give you Valium without you knowing, then he anally fisted you and when he was yanking his arm out the watched was swallowed, there really is no cream for that sort of thing, sorry.

when is a door not a door?

When it is a hole and you have to peter crouch to get through or roll into a cardboard tube and manouver yourself just like paper mario

have you any money making ideas which are possible to complete and make yourself a bit of wonga? if so what are they

No but you can save money by drinking white ace like me! £1.09 a litre.

kerryh

You have 24 hours to live - How would you spend it?

Mates, pub, stilettos, prostitute…next

Which female on Celebrity Love Island would you do?

Abi Titmuss please.

The hair fairy visits you one night and says - you have a choice of going grey tomorrow (but you can't dye it!!) or going bald in a year - which option would you choose?

Grey, I really didn’t have to think about that one, plus who is going to stop me dying it?? Austin Healey promoting his miracle hair growth therapy no doubt.

Lisa

Are a secret lemonade drinker?

No, I hate the shit. Give me orangeade anyday

Chivalry or chauvanism? Discuss

Hmm well they are both included in the old way of thinking, I definitely wouldn’t say I was chauvinist and I don’t agree with these principles, I would probably say I’m a feminist if anything (not a radical one mind, they can frig right off!) so chauvinism definitely goes out of the window.

The chivalric theme is something which can sometimes appeal to me, the connotations you get of dieing as a hero, rescuing damsels, it is all around us in the world – only updated. However with chivalry you can link religion – and I am such an atheist, I guess there are elements of both approaches that I can associate with. However it is an odd and inconflicting pairing Lisa.

If you had a pair of rocket-pants, would you dare to use them?

I’d probably sell them on e bay and buy a toy lightsaber instead.

stez

why are you so scarey?

Must be the aids.

can you polish a turd?

No you can’t! it’s a good saying don’t let people tell you otherwise.

would you like to purchase two cars without MOT's? 50 quid a each

No, my escort flew through its MOT 3 months ago why would I bother???

Tomassi

If you could be any Fosse City Player who would it be?

Myself, I have raw ability that surpasses anyone else, If I am as good as Paul Cleary in 20 years I’ll be happy though. Ultimately I'd say Sam though as he is the exact opposite type of player to me, I'd like to absorb his skills.

What do u think of your own game as a player?

Inconsistent I can be shit and shit hot at times, I need to develop a left foot which is actually going quite well.

Use one word from the english dictionary to decribe yourself

Vainglorious

who is your most hated person in this world?

Michael Howard, built your time machine yet? Go back to the 12th century where you belong!!

one night stand with kelly brooke or a threesome with kelly dalglish and drew barrymore?

Kelly Brooke, it wouldn’t be a one night stand I’d try so hard that she’d want to marry me!

what is your prefered striking line up for the fosse ?

You and Mark Allen – you know this

Do you like Cobbo's hair?

I do actually, however he should die it as it’s almost ginger – and you know my stance on gingers.

shen

What do you think of answering stupid questions like this one?

I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "We hold these truths to be self-evident: that all men are created equal." I have a dream that one day on the red hills of Georgia the sons of former slaves and the sons of former slaveowners will be able to sit down together at a table of brotherhood. I have a dream that one day even the state of Mississippi, a desert state, sweltering with the heat of injustice and oppression, will be transformed into an oasis of freedom and justice. I have a dream that my four children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character. I have a dream today..

Craig

What is a Cat Burger?

Teeno

BB3 or BB2

BB3

Jade or Helen

Helen, jade goody is a right oinker.

Davina or Dermot

Dermot, what a charismatic man, presents they way someone should, Davina does my tits in although I’d rather do her, milf.

Marco or Brian

Brian, he’s less camp.

Helen & Paul or Michelle & Stuart

Helen and Paul, I like Stuart more than Paul but Michelle is the kind of creature who should have been drowned as soon as she popped out of her mother.

Funniest moment: Jade and "Is east anglia abroad?"

or Allison breaking the table

Table breaking, haha obesity you’ve got to laugh. Give the girl credit though, she’s fat and she loves it.

Nadia or Hayley of Coro

Hayley as she’s not actually a man in real life Teeno!!! J

Helen "I like blinking I do"

or Jade "I'm a minging"

Helen, I don’t know why people have a go at her for this, blinking for your own entertainment is genius, another post modern triumph for Helen.

[Scarby]

a door is not a door when it is a jar

[Cat Burger]

Newcastle_Fox

A Man is gonna stab ya if you dont do what he says. Will you let him bum you or will you bum him?

I would bum him, I could pretend he was a woman providing he didn't have TOO much of a hairy arse crack.

Aims for fosse city next season?

Realistically a slight improvement in position, my aims are individual I want to be better.

Ever crashed a car?

Only once I was following a convoy including 2 mates and a teacher for a College football game in Lutterworth and a tractor pulled out in front of the teacher at the front. It was wet and I couldn't stop properly and made a dent in my mate's bumper. But guess what? not even a scratch on mine....CASHBACK.

Ever puked up over someone?

No just unfortunate objects like Clean washing and my cat (ok not an object)

Do you celebrate St Georges Day?

No as it is my mums birthday, I'm usually angry at the holes in my pockets, I'm not very patriotic to be honest, this country has a whole lot of problems and is corrupt in certain areas, there is not that much to be proud of.

What countries hae you been to in the world?

France, Spain, Cyprus, Greece, USA

Ever broke a bone in your body?

Not officially, I think I must've broken my nose due to it's shape but I didn't have any treatment, I've been lucky in that area

Do you know what felching is?

Isn't it where you try to get your spuff back after ejaculation, via sucking. It's frigging disgusting.

Have you ever done it?

Yes, with differing women and differing nationalities.

Jordan or Jodie Marsh?

Jordan, Jodie Marsh is an absolute dog.

Do you believe in ghosts?

Yes, I saw a floating hooded monk once carrying a baby under each arm at the church nook graveyard in Wigston when I was doing an all nighter.

Is Elvis still alive?

He died on the bog, nah I doubt he'd have enough of a reason to 'disappear' like tupac, the man is brown bread.

When did you stop believing in Santa?

I can't remember ever believing in him, my sister got told when she was about 5 so I'm guessing I was about that age but I can't remember. The man is a phony, the myth has been supressing kids so that the parents can shag on christmas eve for decades.

Emsie-Lou

what's the strangest thing you've ever eaten?

Oh dear Kangaroo it was horrible.

Alex[ikokopops­]

Is there anything scarier than Blackhulk?

Yes The child catcher off Chitty Chitty bang bang, that black hulk is not so tough...I bet he can't move those arms. I'd 'av 'im any day!

[Alexikokopops]

Alex[ikokopops]

Is there anything scarier than Blackhulk?

Yes The child catcher off Chitty Chitty bang bang, that black hulk is not so tough...I bet he can't move those arms. I'd 'av 'im any day!

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Scarily enough I was thinking about asking a question about the child catcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.

But I stuck with BLACKHULK!!

[shack]

5) Your least favourite Foxestalk poster?

A difficult one, it is not my place to decide really, we all can post here if we want to probably Shack, I'm saying this because even if he reads it I don't care cos he can suck my small white penis.

Wehaaay!

You love me really - I know you do, deep down...

...small white penis.

[Cat Burger]

5) Your least favourite Foxestalk poster?

A difficult one, it is not my place to decide really, we all can post here if we want to probably Shack, I'm saying this because even if he reads it I don't care cos he can suck my small white penis.

Wehaaay!

You love me really - I know you do, deep down...

...small white penis.

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