Silly Bird!

[Muz]

I was just sat here in my room and i heard an almighty ' BANG ' i looked out of the window and there is a bird sprawled out on the patio

Its not dead just paralized i think

Im going to get my Next door neighbour who is a bird man to come and get it!

[C-man]

Oh dear. Thats happened to birds three times with my back door. maybe i should put up a birds beware sign

[Matt]

Might sound harsh but - GOOD!! Feking hate birds

[Guest]

Not that stupid, I've seen enough humans walk into patio doors!!

[Newcastle_Fox]

Got a crow at my home in Leicestershire that likes to try and steal my dads fish out his pond so I sit there in the summer with my catapult and take pot shots at it. Good way to get a tan and keep busy at the same time. Hit it twice but it is a determined fecker!