DANGEROUS TIGER Posted 24 November 2011 Posted 24 November 2011 So I was lay in bed last night looking down at my walnut whip sized excuse for a penis and contemplating just god darn ending it all when suddenly ol' NP popped into my head. Now obviously at first that just made me feel worse cos no doubt the big bruisers got an absolutely brutal formation between his legs but after the tears stopped and my mum had come in to give me a kiss goodnight and tell me how I was special and that one day everyone else would see it I got to thinking about Nigel again and how special he is too! Something about him, some kind of aura. This is one of my inane posts where nothing of interest is actually said and half the people reading give up about now whilst the other half wish they would have given up now when they get to the end. I just enjoy enthusing about Leicester and have to write one of these dribbling, patronising and self indulgent stream of consciousness rants now and then. I just want us all to get excited and a stay positive and try and get out of this habit of constantly moaning! I know things are happy on here now but they need to stay that way. Yes it's very big and clever of you to slag off players from the comfort of your own, lonely, friendless homes and obviously we all admire those people full of spite who take joy from our failings but maybe we should just try and remain positive this time? I find it highly reflective of this site is that one of the longest threads on here is the "What grinds my gears" thread. We love a good moan don't we my miserably cvntiful friends (yes yes, I both recognise and am unapologetic for the hypocrasy and irony of the fact that this post could easily be put in that thread). So what the fvck are you driveling on about Rumble? Reading this is like reading the strange ramblings of a retard! Well, like you all know, I am a simple man with nothing going on upstairs or down but I also like to try and stay positive despite my face and and I probably have a confidence beyond my looks but I want to say hey Foxes people, let's sing and dance a little and rejoice in the fact that we have the best manager in Britain outside the premier league at our club! Welcome home Nigel, this small membered, simple, friendless moron loves you! X What the bloody hell are you on?
foxychik Posted 24 November 2011 Posted 24 November 2011 that was just beautiful nearly brought a tear to my eye ..... our Nige is special it just feels right somehow
SOCCERROO FOX Posted 24 November 2011 Posted 24 November 2011 Just boosted my self estem thinking it could be worse i could be rumble
monsieur grande Posted 25 November 2011 Posted 25 November 2011 So I was lay in bed last night looking down at my walnut whip sized excuse for a penis and contemplating just god darn ending it all when suddenly ol' NP popped into my head. Now obviously at first that just made me feel worse cos no doubt the big bruisers got an absolutely brutal formation between his legs but after the tears stopped and my mum had come in to give me a kiss goodnight and tell me how I was special and that one day everyone else would see it I got to thinking about Nigel again and how special he is too! Something about him, some kind of aura. This is one of my inane posts where nothing of interest is actually said and half the people reading give up about now whilst the other half wish they would have given up now when they get to the end. I just enjoy enthusing about Leicester and have to write one of these dribbling, patronising and self indulgent stream of consciousness rants now and then. I just want us all to get excited and a stay positive and try and get out of this habit of constantly moaning! I know things are happy on here now but they need to stay that way. Yes it's very big and clever of you to slag off players from the comfort of your own, lonely, friendless homes and obviously we all admire those people full of spite who take joy from our failings but maybe we should just try and remain positive this time? I find it highly reflective of this site is that one of the longest threads on here is the "What grinds my gears" thread. We love a good moan don't we my miserably cvntiful friends (yes yes, I both recognise and am unapologetic for the hypocrasy and irony of the fact that this post could easily be put in that thread). So what the fvck are you driveling on about Rumble? Reading this is like reading the strange ramblings of a retard! Well, like you all know, I am a simple man with nothing going on upstairs or down but I also like to try and stay positive despite my face and and I probably have a confidence beyond my looks but I want to say hey Foxes people, let's sing and dance a little and rejoice in the fact that we have the best manager in Britain outside the premier league at our club! Welcome home Nigel, this small membered, simple, friendless moron loves you! X please dont discuss our managers genitals, its really not good form
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