RumbleFox Posted 24 November 2011 Posted 24 November 2011 So I was lay in bed last night looking down at my walnut whip sized excuse for a penis and contemplating just god darn ending it all when suddenly ol' NP popped into my head. Now obviously at first that just made me feel worse cos no doubt the big bruisers got an absolutely brutal formation between his legs but after the tears stopped and my mum had come in to give me a kiss goodnight and tell me how I was special and that one day everyone else would see it I got to thinking about Nigel again and how special he is too! Something about him, some kind of aura. This is one of my inane posts where nothing of interest is actually said and half the people reading give up about now whilst the other half wish they would have given up now when they get to the end. I just enjoy enthusing about Leicester and have to write one of these dribbling, patronising and self indulgent stream of consciousness rants now and then. I just want us all to get excited and a stay positive and try and get out of this habit of constantly moaning! I know things are happy on here now but they need to stay that way. Yes it's very big and clever of you to slag off players from the comfort of your own, lonely, friendless homes and obviously we all admire those people full of spite who take joy from our failings but maybe we should just try and remain positive this time? I find it highly reflective of this site is that one of the longest threads on here is the "What grinds my gears" thread. We love a good moan don't we my miserably cvntiful friends (yes yes, I both recognise and am unapologetic for the hypocrasy and irony of the fact that this post could easily be put in that thread). So what the fvck are you driveling on about Rumble? Reading this is like reading the strange ramblings of a retard! Well, like you all know, I am a simple man with nothing going on upstairs or down but I also like to try and stay positive despite my face and and I probably have a confidence beyond my looks but I want to say hey Foxes people, let's sing and dance a little and rejoice in the fact that we have the best manager in Britain outside the premier league at our club! Welcome home Nigel, this small membered, simple, friendless moron loves you! X
I am Rod Hull Posted 24 November 2011 Posted 24 November 2011 You`ve got to be the strangest person on here Rumble... X
AoWW Posted 24 November 2011 Posted 24 November 2011 Well that's several minutes of my life I'll never get back.
danny. Posted 24 November 2011 Posted 24 November 2011 Well that's several minutes of my life I'll never get back. you need to read quicker, then you would only waste seconds
AoWW Posted 24 November 2011 Posted 24 November 2011 you need to read quicker, then you would only waste seconds I had to keep re-reading bits to check it wasn't all a bad dream.
StanSP Posted 24 November 2011 Posted 24 November 2011 This is one of my inane posts where nothing of interest is actually said Yep. Should have listened to yourself
BrummieFOX Posted 24 November 2011 Posted 24 November 2011 So I was lay in bed last night looking down at my walnut whip sized excuse for a penis and contemplating just god darn ending it all when suddenly ol' NP popped into my head. Now obviously at first that just made me feel worse cos no doubt the big bruisers got an absolutely brutal formation between his legs but after the tears stopped and my mum had come in to give me a kiss goodnight and tell me how I was special and that one day everyone else would see it I got to thinking about Nigel again and how special he is too! Without doubt.
Charl91 Posted 24 November 2011 Posted 24 November 2011 So I was lay in bed last night looking down at my walnut whip sized excuse for a penis and contemplating just god darn ending it all when suddenly ol' NP popped into my head. Now obviously at first that just made me feel worse cos no doubt the big bruisers got an absolutely brutal formation between his legs but after the tears stopped and my mum had come in to give me a kiss goodnight and tell me how I was special and that one day everyone else would see it I got to thinking about Nigel again and how special he is too! X I was reading through the forum today whilst having a quick fiddle downstairs like I often to do only to be put off my stroke by the amount of people saying we should drop Vassell? I honestly cannot understand this. Apart from maybe Kasper and Bamba I feel he's been our best player this season. No one else runs with the ball like he does and he never stops running! The aim of this post is not to sl*g the naysayers off but to just stick up for my little falla (No, not my infantile penis but Vassell!). I like you dear boy and want to say keep up the good work (not that you woulso I'm back on target for an early afternoon climax followed by a crushing feeling of guilt and resentment. Why God! Why damn me with implement!?!?! Were the spots and Mr Burns style physique not enough!?!?! d read this or even take note if you did). Anyway, just seen a thread on Michael Johnson that's got my juices flowing Rumble X You spend way too much time masturbating over LCFC........
Ric Flair Posted 24 November 2011 Posted 24 November 2011 Hahahaaa keep it up Rumble, excuse the pun.
Corky Posted 24 November 2011 Posted 24 November 2011 Oh he is I reckon it's the smile. Or the wave. Or the hair.
smokey Posted 24 November 2011 Posted 24 November 2011 So I was lay in bed last night looking down at my walnut whip sized excuse for a penis and contemplating just god darn ending it all when suddenly ol' NP popped into my head. Now obviously at first that just made me feel worse cos no doubt the big bruisers got an absolutely brutal formation between his legs but after the tears stopped and my mum had come in to give me a kiss goodnight and tell me how I was special and that one day everyone else would see it I got to thinking about Nigel again and how special he is too! Something about him, some kind of aura. This is one of my inane posts where nothing of interest is actually said and half the people reading give up about now whilst the other half wish they would have given up now when they get to the end. I just enjoy enthusing about Leicester and have to write one of these dribbling, patronising and self indulgent stream of consciousness rants now and then. I just want us all to get excited and a stay positive and try and get out of this habit of constantly moaning! I know things are happy on here now but they need to stay that way. Yes it's very big and clever of you to slag off players from the comfort of your own, lonely, friendless homes and obviously we all admire those people full of spite who take joy from our failings but maybe we should just try and remain positive this time? I find it highly reflective of this site is that one of the longest threads on here is the "What grinds my gears" thread. We love a good moan don't we my miserably cvntiful friends (yes yes, I both recognise and am unapologetic for the hypocrasy and irony of the fact that this post could easily be put in that thread). So what the fvck are you driveling on about Rumble? Reading this is like reading the strange ramblings of a retard! Well, like you all know, I am a simple man with nothing going on upstairs or down but I also like to try and stay positive despite my face and and I probably have a confidence beyond my looks but I want to say hey Foxes people, let's sing and dance a little and rejoice in the fact that we have the best manager in Britain outside the premier league at our club! Welcome home Nigel, this small membered, simple, friendless moron loves you! Boring Twat!! X
Thracian Posted 24 November 2011 Posted 24 November 2011 Bloody hell - perhaps you should distribute "I'm A Special Pearson" posters. Or: "A Toss For The Boss Is Better Than Life Lost..." Suddenly winter golf seems quite appealing!
ajthefox Posted 24 November 2011 Posted 24 November 2011 You seem to have an inferiority complex about the size of your manhood, please speak to someone. But yes, Corky's post pretty much sums up how I feel about the matter at hand.. Oh he is I reckon it's the smile. Or the wave. Or the hair.
Callabinho Posted 24 November 2011 Posted 24 November 2011 There is one thing big Nige hasn't got.... A great big bushy beard!!!!!!
izzetafox? Posted 24 November 2011 Posted 24 November 2011 i dont find myself posting on here too much as im normally flicking through on my annoying phone, which i cannot write on! but felt compelled to reply to this, since Nige came back last Tues ive been on a high, i too think he has an aura about him, in fact i actually think for some bizarre reason i have a bit of a crush on him at the min!, just feel so positive about being a Leicester fan for the first time in ages, long may it last!!
acooling08 Posted 24 November 2011 Posted 24 November 2011 Rumble clearly has some deep psychological issue with his small penis, as it features in most of these weird posts.
Charl91 Posted 24 November 2011 Posted 24 November 2011 There is one thing big Nige hasn't got.... A great big bushy beard!!!!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvElQlGgPcs
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