RumbleFox

I don’t know who any of our players even are anymore and I can’t be bothered to find out.

His track record is terrible. It was so obvious to absolutely everyone apart from our owners that this was a terrible appointment. I genuinely can’t believe where we are. Never in my life have I felt less connected to the club. It’s absolutely tragic. Fvck. Sake.

It’s just over isn’t it. Football. We had a good ride.

Got it in one.

Once, a long time ago, I went to a laser quest thing in Derby with about 20 school pals. I think I was was maybe 16 so this would have been mid to late 90s. For context, I was never very cool and this was something that in my head I’d built up to be a big deal. I was always a nerd and that. But this was something fun to look forward to. I was going there with some actual nice people and some of the slightly cooler kids. I felt excited. I put me best jumper on, and went out. I had pretty bad acne and was given some kind of dabber pen thing to dab on my face. It looked like one of those big bingo pen things. I put it on every day and didn’t really give it a second thought. Anyway, I was at the venue for half an hour or so. Getting quite into it. Shot a few people and was having fun. I noticed people looking and staring a bit but didn’t pay it too much attention. Then a lad called Chris came over and asked what was wrong with my face. I said I didn’t know what he was on about and he suggested I look on the mirror. So I left the arena and went to the toilet. The whole building including the toilets was proper OTT neon luminous madness. I looked in the mirror. Whatever the fvck was in that acne cream was reacting to the UV light. My whole face was glowing. Fvcking lit up . Big spotty, nerdy luminous four eyed twat. Don’t think I ever got over that day.

Our first ever sale.

wtf?!? Was on target to be our GOAT.

Just totally don’t give a fvck. How depressing that? And it’s not a League One thing. Like obviously being in League One isn’t ideal but in its own little way I thoroughly enjoyed our last season at this level. I at least felt invested in the team. I’m just done in. Years of mismanagement at every level has just turned me right off all of it. I’m not saying it’s the right way to be but I just totally don’t give a fvck at the minute. How sad.

****ing loved that team.

That’ll show ‘em.

I’m a glory hunter.

Biggest game in our history.

It’s almost like he hasn’t been an absolute failure every other be place he has been. We’re just a meme at this point.

Just no point anymore is there.

Could never see the appeal at the time and still can’t. I don’t hate them but just never understood why they were so huge. Just like really MOR slow tempo “anthems” on repeat. I really quite WANTED to like them as they were a nice antidote to the middle class Blur but I just cannot see the appeal.