Official Rooster Russell Thread

[D4]

aint got a clue why ive done this thread, but ive done no work today, and want to look busy.

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- if someone could post a pic of him that would be cool.

1. do you think he looks more like a rooster or a russell?

2. where did the nickname come from?

3. can u think of any analogies of him coming on late and scoring in the 92nd minute.

4. what number shirt did he wear

these arent obligatory questions, answer what u bloody well like

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my answers:

1. i think he looks like a neil tbh

2. i dont know, but it sounds good singing it

3. in a nightclub when every bloke has been trying to pull this puka bird all night,, rooster strolls in at 1:58am, goes straight upto her and says u wanna come back to mine, and takes her home.

4. i think he wore 10 when he started. and when a sub, 13? or was it 12

[Collymore]

aint got a clue why ive done this thread, but ive done no work today, and want to look busy.

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-  if someone could post a pic of him that would be cool.

1.    do you think he looks more like a rooster or a russell?

2.  where did the nickname come from?

3.  can u think of any analogies of him coming on late and scoring in the 92nd minute.

4. what number shirt did he wear

these arent obligatory questions, answer what u bloody well like

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my answers:

1.  i think he looks like a neil tbh

2.  i dont know, but it sounds good singing it

3.  in a nightclub when every bloke has been trying to pull this puka bird all night,, rooster strolls in at 1:58am, goes straight upto her and says u wanna come back to mine, and takes her home.

4. i think he wore 10 when he started. and when a sub, 13? or was it 12

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1. i think he looks like the wasp graveman without no hair

2. Cause he used to sacrifice roosters.

3. 10 seagulls circling a peice of bread in the middle of a street, it would be to dangerous just to attempt a pinch straight away so there biding their time. Rooster flys in and without thinking about his own safety he attempts a pick up, but wait, theres a big lorry coming. Luckly for rooster its got a tall chasy so it just drives over him without injuring him. Rooster is so kind he still shares all the bread with the othe r seagulls anyway.

4. I thought it was 7 for some strange reason.

[Nationwider]

1.    do you think he looks more like a rooster or a russell?

2.  where did the nickname come from?

3.  can u think of any analogies of him coming on late and scoring in the 92nd minute.

4. what number shirt did he wear

1 - More like a taxi driver.

2 - The smooth pate.

3 - no

4 - 7, I reckon. He's assistant hombre at Wrexham these days, y'na.