Asamoah Gyan and the craziest footballer news story of the year

[Jordan]

It's going to take some truly terrible effort to top this:

http://awfulannouncing.com/2014/reporter-questions-asamoah-gyan-if-he-ritually-sacrificed-rapper-and-gets-beaten-for-it.html

So, let me get this straight:

-Asamoah Gyan was waterskiing with one of his friends, a Ghanaian rapper that fell into the water and whose body was never recovered,

-A group of the rapper's friends asked Gyan for the body, and when they were told the body was never recovered, accused Gyan of ritually sacrificing the man in order to gain strength,

-A reporter found out about this and questioned Gyan, who was so pissed off at the question that he had to be restrained from attacking the reporter, and

-A few months later, Gyan's brother and a few others tracked the reporter down and viciously beat him in an attempt to kill him?

I don't even know where to begin with this one.

[Chug Laguna]

Jokes on him as sacrificing a man actually only boosts dexterity, not strength.

[MrSpaM]

Football+1

[johnny the fox]

Jokes on him as sacrificing a man actually only boosts dexterity, 

what a mug, he didn't even know that..Iv'e stopped doing it, its so last year.. anyway the police nicked me for sacrificing one lousy foot..