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i like the one when del and uncle albert are waiting to sell german speaking dolls, and they sit in the shopping centre but albert gets hungry so del says get some buggers, albert replies, im not aving one of them, say i caught mad cows disease

and del lol del says, who the bleddy hells going to notice lollol

ahh remember the episode, to hull and back that was brilliant

del rooney and albert travel to ajax to buy diamonds for boycee and get a boat from hull lol on the way, they inevitably get lost, and after checking the stars in the sky, reading maps (as if lol ) rooney makes the claim their lost, and then del spots an oil rig and asks directions to holland, a man replies, its that way, and del says, see rodney, if ya get lost, all ya gota do is ask someone lol rodneys face is then of utter confusion, brilliant

well we need a bit of fun after last night :)

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when del and rodders run through the town in their batman and robin costumes lol

What about the classics of:-

Del leaning on the bar hatch whats been lifted up lol

When they are waitning for the chandelier to drop and they knock out the wrong one!

Classics lol

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Heroes and Villains (1996)

Trigger, Del, Rodders, Sid and Boycie chating in Sid's cafe. Trigger has just been presented with an award for saving the council money.

Trigger And that's what I've done. Maintained it for 20 years. This old brooms had 17 new heads and 14 new handles in its time.

Sid How the hell can it be the same bloody broom then?

Trigger Theres the picture. What more proof do you need?

:P:thumbup:;):whistle::D:):cool:lol:whistle:lol:thumbup:

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remember when del had some gunge at the alotment, and so they took it to triggers coucil depot at night when they got their it was closed and dell said to trigger, i thought you said it was open 24 hours a day, and trigger said, yeah but not at night lollollollol

and one of the last ones when trigger turned up at the flat cos del said he`s give him a lift to the pub and trigger lives nearer, infact he walked past the pub to the flat lollol

and rodney playing some mozart music (instrumental stuff) and trigger called it the karaokee version cos theres no words

lollol

what a perlonka you really are

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One where Del Boy turns up at a posh shooting party where everyone has a pukka 12 bore and Del Boy has a pump action shotgun from Monkey Harris. lollol:D:P;):thumbup:

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when del and rodders run through the town in their batman and robin costumes lol

lollol

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Has anyone seen the one where they go to holland?

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When the coach blows up on that day trip lol

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One where Del Boy turns up at a posh shooting party where everyone has a pukka 12 bore and Del Boy has a pump action shotgun from Monkey Harris

I remember that it was Rodneys girlfriends house and del turned up uninvited with Albert lol

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Heroes and Villains (1996)

Trigger, Del, Rodders, Sid and Boycie chating in Sid's cafe. Trigger has just been presented with an award for saving the council money.

Trigger And that's what I've done. Maintained it for 20 years. This old brooms had 17 new heads and 14 new handles in its time.

Sid How the hell can it be the same bloody broom then?

Trigger Theres the picture. What more proof do you need?

:P:thumbup:;):whistle::D:):cool:lol:whistle:lol:thumbup:

quality i was gonna say that!

anyone seen a losing streak??

Grandad: " i was in a card school once and we were playing with marked cards"

Delboy "what? you knew they were marked?"

Grandad " Yeah..... i marked them!!"

Delboy " and what happened?"

Grandad " i lost"

lol lol lol

and at the end when boycey has 4 kings and del calls two pair only for the pair to be two pairs of aces!! quality!

I also love how Rodeny is scared of Damien!!

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Has anyone seen the one where they go to holland?

yeah i have :thumbup:

steven and king, thats the one where that at the dinner table, dels had a bit to drink and rodneys girlfriend says to rodney, i think hes a little drunk, and rooney says, hes always been a little drunk lollol

bertfox, you missed out the double headed coin, where rodney picks tails and del loses £250 lol

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