Suffolk_fox Posted 19 August 2006 Posted 19 August 2006 Whilst travelling in the right hand lane of the A14 this afternoon, I pointed out to my good lady that the car behind us wanted to pass, and that she should pull over into the left hand lane. We had a hearty row, then silence. She went to our bedroom as soon as we got in, that was 45 minutes ago... Gah!!!
holly Posted 19 August 2006 Posted 19 August 2006 Whilst travelling in the right hand lane of the A14 this afternoon, I pointed out to my good lady that the car behind us wanted to pass, and that she should pull over into the left hand lane. We had a hearty row, then silence. She went to our bedroom as soon as we got in, that was 45 minutes ago... Gah!!! well ya should learn not to be a back seat driver then shouldnt ya
Thracian Posted 19 August 2006 Posted 19 August 2006 You can't expect women to drive properly. If my wife drives I always wear the seat belt tight and put a paper bag over my head!
Suffolk_fox Posted 19 August 2006 Author Posted 19 August 2006 She ALWAYS hogs the middle/right hand lane. If you are ever stuck behind a blue Ford Fester in the right hand lane of the A14, it's probably her....
Dr The Singh Posted 19 August 2006 Posted 19 August 2006 You can't expect women to drive properly. If my wife drives I always wear the seat belt tight and put a paper bag over my head! You know that's not quite true Thracian........Mrs Thracian makes you put that bag over your head cus she's ashamed to be seen with you!!!! (only kiddin mate!!!)
Wils Posted 19 August 2006 Posted 19 August 2006 She ALWAYS hogs the middle/right hand lane. If you are ever stuck behind a blue Ford Fester in the right hand lane of the A14, it's probably her.... Me and my mate came down the A14 this morning,must have been her holding us up!!
Suffolk_fox Posted 19 August 2006 Author Posted 19 August 2006 Me and my mate came down the A14 this morning,must have been her holding us up!! Yup, it was... Still no end to the silence, despite me taking a cuppa in for her...
holly Posted 19 August 2006 Posted 19 August 2006 Yup, it was... Still no end to the silence, despite me taking a cuppa in for her... dont try sucking up to her! it wont work were stubborn creatures ya no
Wils Posted 19 August 2006 Posted 19 August 2006 Yup, it was... Still no end to the silence, despite me taking a cuppa in for her... Try flowers....?
davieG Posted 19 August 2006 Posted 19 August 2006 Nip out get a few pressies like; Driving gloves Steering Wheel cover (leather) Fancy gear knob Vanity mirror to fit over the driving mirror Jump leads Warning triangle You get the picture that should get the message acroos that you were just being constructive and were concerned for her safety.
Thracian Posted 19 August 2006 Posted 19 August 2006 Nip out get a few pressies like; Driving gloves Steering Wheel cover (leather) Fancy gear knob Vanity mirror to fit over the driving mirror Jump leads Warning triangle You get the picture that should get the message acroos that you were just being constructive and were concerned for her safety. Especially while she's up in the bedroom - sounds loads of fun!
davieG Posted 19 August 2006 Posted 19 August 2006 Especially while she's up in the bedroom - sounds loads of fun! It worked for you as well Thrac
wooo Posted 19 August 2006 Posted 19 August 2006 Yup, it was... Still no end to the silence, despite me taking a cuppa in for her... you should ask charley of coro for advice
Thracian Posted 19 August 2006 Posted 19 August 2006 You know that's not quite true Thracian........Mrs Thracian makes you put that bag over your head cus she's ashamed to be seen with you!!!! (only kiddin mate!!!) Tis true - the bag's got a picture of a young Brad Pitt on the front! Don't know what she's trying to tell me.
cisono Posted 19 August 2006 Posted 19 August 2006 You can't expect women to drive properly. Or anyone driving a white van... or anyone driving a fast car (and wanting to show off)... the list is almost endless If my wife drives I always wear the seat belt tight and put a paper bag over my head! Good strategy!
golden gordon Posted 19 August 2006 Posted 19 August 2006 Obviously you haven't been together long , soon you will treasure these periods of " PICTURE NO SOUND" from her . I sometimes cause her to sulk just for the peace
Suffolk_fox Posted 19 August 2006 Author Posted 19 August 2006 Nip out get a few pressies like; Driving gloves Steering Wheel cover (leather) Fancy gear knob Vanity mirror to fit over the driving mirror Jump leads Warning triangle You get the picture that should get the message acroos that you were just being constructive and were concerned for her safety. , nice one!
cisono Posted 19 August 2006 Posted 19 August 2006 , nice one! Suffolk, what underwear am I wearing then?
cisono Posted 19 August 2006 Posted 19 August 2006 Nip out get a few pressies like; Driving gloves Steering Wheel cover (leather) Fancy gear knob Vanity mirror to fit over the driving mirror Jump leads Warning triangle You get the picture that should get the message acroos that you were just being constructive and were concerned for her safety. This won't work at all if she is currently suffering from PMS. In any case, avoid buying a red adhesive "L" to place at the back of her car
Thracian Posted 19 August 2006 Posted 19 August 2006 Suffolk, what underwear am I wearing then? Is that one open to all?
cisono Posted 19 August 2006 Posted 19 August 2006 Is that one open to all? If you like. It's just that I was referring to his signature. He claims to know what underwear I am wearing, so I thought I should test his powers
Rincewind Posted 19 August 2006 Posted 19 August 2006 Good job you didn't mention the flashing blue light then.
Thracian Posted 19 August 2006 Posted 19 August 2006 If you like. It's just that I was referring to his signature. He claims to know what underwear I am wearing, so I thought I should test his powers I'kk say "none" then. Does that win the prize?
golden gordon Posted 19 August 2006 Posted 19 August 2006 Suffolk, what underwear am I wearing then? your own
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