The People's Hero

Well, credit for trying something new. Is anyone else actually reading this thread - or is it just you and me?

Ooo-errr. You mean she was awake?

Shum's in!

Me and Cobbo....

I've just remembered that last night my girlfriend's mum was going on and on about how much I looked like someone called James who is in a band with someone from celebrity big brother. I just looked blankly at her.

Haha... milk and half a sugar please mate!

Women are allowed but the 'every hole's a goal' rule will be strictly observed.

Then it's settled. All we need to do is set a time and a date. Oh and drug Deathside so that he accepts his fate.

I love how you've completely ignored the camp goings on of the previous 5 or 6 posts!

That face looks more like a man waiting fearfully but expectantly for a forced helping of pork sword. Having said that, I reckon it would be a Deathside dominated threesome.

Sadly?

I bet he's never been offered a threesie in Jumpin Jaks, Maidstone!

I can kinda see what they mean. But he is... kinda weird looking. Suppose I must be too!

I meant 'with our'... but without is probably closer to the mark!

You're top totty mate! Let's sort out a date to seduce the fit women of Leicester. When I say seduce I mean intimidate and terrorise with out wit, charm, good looks, willingness to buy drinks and our overpowering aftershave.

A few years ago, before I got fat, people used to tell me I looked like Freddy Prinz Junior and some bloke out of Westlife. The latter one annoyed me a bit whilst the first one, I don't know cos I haven't got a clue who he is. My girlfriend has told me he stars in romantic comedies though so I bet he's a tosser of the highest order.

Story by numbers. A five year old could have written it. In fact, it wouldn't surprise me if it's an adaptation of a five year old's work. The main problem with the supposedly suspense-filled sequences is that most people just don't care what happens to the cr appy actors anyway how are more wooden than the trees that surround them.

Lost is so sh it!

Worst. Lookalike. Ever.

Seriously though... and I know that as this is my second post about it, it could be seen as spamming but if anyone does want to buy some tickets to see James Blunt just after Valentines Day of next year... get in touch as happy to sell for less profit than having to whack them on ebay. On a separate topic, what is everyone's best buy on ebay? Shall we put Tommy Wright on there and hope that a manager of MA's/PT's class is an ebayer? : P

Perfect Valentines Day gift for the significant other. Pair of tickets to James Blunt's last concert of his tour, Mon 20th Feb. Arrive early(ish) for a spot at the front. Will be going on ebay at some point as I no longer require a Valentines Day Gift. If anyone is actually interested though, let me know and we'll talk!