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For those who missed the original link https://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2024/11/29/ruud-van-nistelrooy-walking-old-fashioned-club-leicester/

The match report in the Sun. The only actual mention of Leicester city. Quote= "He opened the scoring here against woeful Leicester in the 17th minute."

Paddy power giving 10/1 on Cooper next to go. Thought it worth a tenner punt.

There was a reason Cooper was sacked by Forest. In one of the toughest leagues in the world, signing a 32 year old striker who scored roughly once in ten games just won't cut it.

Friend of mine died this morning. Freak accident. He drowned in his muesli; apparently he was pulled in by a strong currant...

Is this a separate thing to the re-opening of the investigation or part of it. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/portugal/6974917/Madeleine-McCanns-death-covered-up-by-parents-who-faked-kidnap-court-hears.html So many contradictory stories it seems impossible to know what happened.

Some interesting stuff by American crime profiler Pat Brown http://www.mccannfiles.com/id191.html One day it will be solved - poor kid.

Reports are coming in of a tragic accident in the Theatre at the end of Torquay Pier. Amazing Marvin the Magician accidently turned a family, Mr and Mrs Fadge and their daughter Philys, in to a large sofa and two armchairs. A spokesman for the Torquay General has said that all three are extremely comfortable.

Nymphomaniac Convention A man boarded an aircraft at London 's Heathrow Airport for New York , and taking his seat as he settled in, he noticed a very beautiful woman boarding the plane. He realised she was heading straight toward his seat and, Bingo! - she took the seat right beside him. "Hello", he blurted out, "Business trip or vacation?" She turned, smiled enchantingly and said, "Business. I'm going to the annual Nymphomaniac convention in the United States ." He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs! Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business role at this convention?" "Lecturer," she responded,†I use my experience to disprove some of the popular myths about sexuality." "Really", he smiled, "what myths are those?" "Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African-American men are the most well-endowed when, in fact, it's the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Greek descent. We have also found that the best potential lovers in all categories are the Irish." Suddenly the woman became uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry," she said. "I really shouldn't be discussing this with you, I don't even know your name!" "Tonto," the man said. "Tonto Papadopoulos, but my friends call me Paddy."

A young nun enters the confession box. She tells the elderly priest she has sinned and kissed the gardeners son. "Forgiveness comes at a price my child..." He instruct her to place her hand through the gap in the woodwork and to massage what she finds there. She completes the handjob and complains her hand is all sticky. "Now twenty hail marys and wash your hands in the font." Says the old priest before scurrying off. As she does so the old sister approaches her. "What do you think your doing child?" asks the sister. "Father has given me confessional and I have to wash my hands in the font." she replies. " Well," says the old sister, "don't get the water dirty... father says I have to gargle with that later."