urban.spaceman

Scenes when he's starting against Southampton.

Genuinely thrilled for the guy. He's been here for exactly two years and hadn't ever really been able to show us what he does, until today. It was only the 11th time he's pulled on a city shirt - the 10th was almost a year ago in the League Cup!! So now Claude has a fully fit Mendy who is desperate to prove himself, the solid and reliable Iborra & Silva, and the very hungry Hamza all at his disposal and fighting for a place along Wilf. That's the good kind of selection headache to have. Credit to Claude too for making such a bold decision. When I saw the teamsheet I thought the whole of the midfield must be injured. Totally vindicated.

Obviously, we should be working out what lyrics work in French.

Definitely a red.

Great time to have a village wide power cut ...

If you have a tablet or phone you can put the orientation lock on and just turn the device upside down. Or at least I think that’s how gravity works in Australia. I wouldn’t know.

He plays in MIDfield mate.

1. I wasn’t referring to anyone on here. 2. I was simply making a general observation and expressing it on this thread.

I would agree with this statement but sadly I don’t know what it says.

3 new documents. One of which is 555 pages long. I say we nominate someone to read it all and report back. (I’m exempt as unfortunately I can’t read)

I’m not going to get involved in whether Margret Hodge was right or wrong but it does make me giggle that the exact same people who wrongly liken Boris to being a Nazi, don’t take too kindly when their behaviour is likened to the Nazis. It's almost like they should be learning something from it. But they won't.

I got pushed off a bridge once. I was attached to a bunji rope, but that’s not the point. (After I got retrieved by a Zimbabwean bloke he went “you white people are crazy”)

What actually happened at Brighton?!