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urban.spaceman

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  1. These two right here. I honestly can’t fathom why Alli gets his own advertising deal with BT - he’s not that special, and he’s never achieved anything. It’s purely because he plays for Spurs who are London based. That’s it. And don’t get me started on him being referred to as Dele. Pass the ****ing sick bucket.
  2. Technically you didn’t post that in the Writing thread so you’ll never be able to prove a thing when I use this for something. (Thanks)
  3. For some reason it has taken me more than 30 years to realise that if you write out the initials of every day of the week on say, a pill organiser, Wednesday Thursday and Friday spell out WTF. This coincided with the realisation that those are the exact days I tend to lose any motivation and productivity.
  4. I TOLD THEM TO INJECT IT INTO MY VEINS ON TWITTER AND THEY REPLIED THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER
  5. At least I spelt it right!
  6. When people can’t control their emotions they try to control other people’s behaviour. The world doesn’t work like that and not should people expect it to.
  7. Thinking of writing a Zimbabwe set police comedy called “Harare 5.0”.
  8. I refuse, point blank, to ever follow anyone else’s blasphemy laws. If people get offended, so ****ing what. Go an cry at home, nobody else should care. It’s getting to the point where I can genuinely imagine police asking a “victim” to show them on the dolly where these words hurt you. This is absolute madness, and we need to resist it.
  9. National Writing Day today! Spend it wisely!
  10. It’s not for us, it’s for the Coventry City fans when we announce a groundshare next season. Sorry London isn’t in the Midlands. Upgrades will stop at Kettering and you’ll have to walk from there. X Expect that to go up in order to cover the £2bn upgrades...
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