There's a cockerel and a cat, and they're stuck in a field of all old gone off corn, but there's a field next to them with all nice ripe corn, the only problem is in between is a massive river.
So the cat suggests they should try and get over to the good field, the cockerel agrees and flies over, landing easily in the field of good corn but the cat however tries a running jump but lands in the middle of the river.
And the moral of that story is, wherever there's a satisfied cock there's always a wet pussy.