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Frog Sex A young lady goes to her local pet store in search of an exotic pet. As she looks about the store, she notices a box full of live frogs. The sign says: SEX FROGS! Only $20 each! Money Back Guaranteed! Come with complete instructions! The girl excitedly looks around to see if any body's watching her. She whispers softly to the young man behind the counter, "I'll take one." The man packages the frog and says, "Just follow the instructions." The girl nods, grabs the box, and is quickly on her way home. As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, she grabs the instructions and reads them very carefully. She does exactly what the instructions say: 1. Take a shower. 2. Splash on some nice perfume. 3. Slip into a very sexy nightie. 4. Crawl into bed and place the frog down beside you 5. Allow the frog to follow its training. She then quickly gets into bed with the frog and, to her dismay, nothing happens! The girl is very disappointed and quite upset. She grabs the instructions and rereads them and then notices at the bottom of the page, in small print, it says, "If you have any problems or questions, please call the pet store." So, she calls the pet store. The same young man is still at work. When he hears her problem, he says, "I'll be right over." Within minutes, the man is ringing her door bell. The young lady welcomes him in and says, "See, I've done everything according to the instructions. The damn thing just sits there. The man, looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares directly into its eyes and sternly says: "Now you listen to me! I'm only going to show you how to do this ONE more time. "

Whoa don't do that! It would seem that Real Player was your default and now can't find it. If I was you I'd try reinstalling Media Player by getting the latest version. It will become your default player unless you tell it not to. Then go to the files where your music is stored and double click on a tune; that should work. Alternatively right click on any music file (tune) and left click on "open with" it should give you a list of programs from which to choose. Pick Media Player or Itunes if you have it and that should also work.

You might have to reinstall a driver or enable the device. Go to Start, Control Panel, System Open up the Device manager and click on the "+" sign to look at your sound devices. See if any of them have a problem icon. If not you might have to enable the "realteK" sound card. If there seems to be a problem reinstall the driver.

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In Win XP, to change the keyboard languages and layout, click the Start button, then choose Settings, Control Panel, and Regional and Language Options. Click the "Languages" tab and then the "Details" button. Add a language and give it properties - one of which is the US-International English keyboard. For Windows XP click Details. Click Apply to finish the process;

That's why I was confused since on my keyboard (mine is the US version) those are the keys it represents. Somehow you have changed your keybord settings to an American version, you need to cahnge it back to the UK standard. I'll have look to see how to do that. Try Firefox

Sorry no..........but if you are using a laptop and the keyboard is suddenly acting strangely make sure the "number lock" hasn't been activated by mistake. With your original problem have you tried using a different browser?

I hope this doesn't prompt a epidemic of kidnapping, no longer do the parents have to be rich to get the loot, the wealthy have shown that they will pay.

Yep done that been there.....Leicester Market..............Saturday afternoon and packed. We later found my son sitting on the Corn Exchange steps after about 15 minutes, which seemed like two hours. He had stopped to look at some stall and we had kept walking. On the beach in the South of France my daughter was paddling in the sea right in front of us and when we looked again she had dissapeared. I cannot describe the panic I felt and how "blind" I became. Again after an eternity which was probably a few minutes, we found her about 30 feet along the beach. Yep, mea culpa, and no doubt many of you have the right to say how could I have been so stupid. The answer is, I don't know but I was.........and that's that.

Guy goes to the doctors with severe case of piles. He walks into the surgery and describes his ailment."Drop your trolleys and bend over", says the doc. After a thorough examination the doctor suggested putting tea leaves up his duster for two weeks and then call for a new appointment. For two weeks he religeously applied said tealeaves to the offending area and then returned to the doctors. "Well lets have a look" exclaimed the doctor and the patient duly bent over. "Well what do you think Doc are they better" asked the patient anxiously? "No" the doctor replied "But you are going on a long journey"