the zorro

I posted this in the 'Okazaki signs' thread, but guess it's applicable to here too: I don't know if anyone listens to the world football phone in on radio 5 live, but I posed a question about Okazaki and Fuchs to one of their European football experts. He didn't say a lot that we don't already know, general gist was that they'll both be good signings and Pearson should be trusted to make good signings. It's on iplayer here http://www.bbc.co.uk...s/b0606mhk#auto Skip to 02:48 if you want to listen.

It looks like it deserves a kicking

You can't just make up animals.

After a small amount of research, I think I could beat a giraffe in a fight. I'd have to fight dirty and ambush it, attack the legs until it falls, then go to work on the chin. If giraffes have chins. If one of them squared up to me and offered me out, I'd play it down. Then strike when the bastard isn't looking.

What's the biggest animal that you think you could realistically take out in a fist fight? I reckon I could kick the shit out of an emperor penguin. I'd fancy my chances against a shark, only if it was on land. I wouldn't even think about it in water though, the odds would be heavily stacked in the sharks favour. Wouldn't entertain a scrap with a badger either. I'd just walk away, they're nasty little bastards.

A few years before my time, but didn't we have 3 against Shrewsbury in the 1982 FA Cup Quarter Final? Wallington, Young and Lynex I think. After the regular keeper, Wallington, was hurt and Young went between the sticks, I seem to recall hearing that Young went off injured, Lynex replaced him in goal, but as you only had 1 sub at the time, Young came back on and replaced Lynex in goal again. No doubt there are plenty of people on here who can correct me. I'd have been about 3 at the time! That's still only 3 keepers though.

Cannabis is for pussies. Smoke some crack. It's very moreish

Mike Hunt. Easily the best £8 I ever spent.

I changed mine for £8 a year or 2 ago.

Tried it once, ended up in hospital and did some real damage. Probably try it again. Nothing the doctor does can help.

You can shave your chest, that's fine. Don't do your armpits though, that's a bit gay. Plus at this time of the year, you'll sweat an incredible amount. I trim the pubic area every once in a while, still not found a way to do it without getting blood everywhere. And I wanted to die when my housemate walked into the bathroom as I had one foot on the side of the bath, hovering above a mirror, trying to carefully maneuver a bic razor along my gooch and arse crack. He nearly pissed himself. Looked like a f***ing pornstar once I'd finished though.