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Please place these in the correct order on the FT Givea****ometer; a) your memory of what happened, which isn't what actually happened b) what happened

Today was the first time I've missed Schlupp. He used to be pretty good at the '15-20 minutes at a tiring defence' thing that Musa was supposed to to

Hmmm. BT Sport. I'm guessing it's more like [email protected]

You got Michael Owen's email address?

Maybe, but surely if it's a good point it requires a better example than a goal he did score. How many occasions has he been guilty of missing cos he hit it too hard? I can think of the (frankly irrelevant, and given the spat with the keeper, I think irreverent) penalty miss against Everton last year. Any more? It's instructive to watch the full highlight reel of his goals from last year. They're all 'authentic' goals. Nearly all of them require considerable effort and/or ability to 'finish' them. No taps ins, nothing banjoed off his arse. I just can't understand the 'not a natural striker' comments from Owen. I wonder if the word he was looking for was more akin to 'classic' than 'natural'.

Hi. Name's Ian. Dragged up in Sapcote. Live in London. Met Frank Worthington at a school fete on Sapcote playing fields when he was in the company of Bill Maynard (my dad knew Bill) in 1973 when I was 6 and that was that as far choosing a team went. Was lurking on here for quite a while, then posted before an introduction which I presume was a faux pas, not helped by said posts being trite shit. Naturally this intro will not make any subsequent posts any more involving or indeed germane but I'd prefer to be a well-mannered idiot. I wish Galaxie 500 would reform and cover some George Jones songs and that Lennie Kravitz wouldn't.

'[Kante] has 3.9 tackles, the fifth highest figure in the league, and 4.3 interceptions per game' So 8 bally-winny things. Per game? Really? Seems like at least that per half.