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  1. Our most intelligent player?

    Wouldn't surprise me at all if it was Huth.
  2. FIFA reject Adrien Silva appeal

    Would be like telling everyone you have a new blow-up doll when you've got emphysema
  3. Huddersfield Away Pre Match Thread

    It's hard to attack the argument when there isn't one
  4. I'm more Interested to know your Expected Shit In Hand and Force Slowly into Urethra (XSHFSU) figure for this point in the season.
  5. Adrien Silva - Terms Agreed

    Cue @chicagofox claiming that's Matty James...
  6. Adrien Silva - Terms Agreed

    Matthew Pinsent?
  7. That Slimani shot

    This. The pass Vardy needed, 5 yards in front of him, wasn't on. The pass that was on would have meant Vardy having to check his run. Mahrez delivered a great chance to score to one of our strikers, which I'd call job done. I'd note that people seem to be forgetting Vardy's pretty woeful effort when Riyad released him earlier in the game.
  8. Adrien Silva - Terms Agreed

    Yes, of course he is. Don't pretend to know the bloke or what part he's played in any of the behind the scenes machinations over the last few years. Certainly don't have a clue as to how culpable he was for Silva's transfer not going through. I imagine I'm very similar to you in that respect, although in my case my ignorance leads me to do what I believe to be the decent thing i.e. keep my fvcking trap shut about it
  9. Brighton & Hove Albion Match Thread - Home

    Can some kind soul PM me a decent stream?
  10. Arsenal post match 4-3

    Could you try to give up just a little bit harder?
  11. Iborra injured

    I advise you to avoid any threads with a poll. They will blow your mind.
  12. Iborra injured

    Slim's got a massive gash and Iborra's got a groin strain. #teambonding
  13. Shakespeare in talks to extend contract

    Spot on. The club should create a service whereby you can sign up for hourly emails saying 'Dear Bedwetter, we still haven't signed a manager'
  14. taking this analogy further (and perhaps moving it somewhat into the realms of auto-erotica) let's just say he offers up his back end a little too freely
  15. Where is Nampalys Mendy??

    Of course you're not in front of a PC 24/7 (you've got to sleep, and slope off for discrete shermans etc.) But feck me, it feels like you are.