Daggers

Buckland’s speech was solid tbf

Reform voters on the replies Vile

I haven’t called anyone on here a racist.

*racists not welcome. See also, I’m not a racist buts are also not welcome.

Wife’s gone to bed with ear plugs and the door is closed. I bought a new cocktail shaker and shitloads of ingredients. I’m celebrating all the way through to tomorrow night.

“Oh Boris, give me the big beast. Give it to me har…” ”Boris?” ”BORIS?” She will never learn.

I’m here for for when Nadine’s sixth mug of gin kicks in 😂

I refer the honourable gentleman to the post I gave some moments ago.

😂 Ok then, let’s have a liberal off to see who is the biggest lib. Christ, some people do like to add their own subtext into posts. I’m having a lovely evening, enjoying some drinks and snacks, and having a good laugh about election matters. If you want to have a little paddy and argue with someone, go talk to Col as he seems to be up for it. You’re going to get fvck all from me, sunshine.

Real men use Tia Maria He went on to butt in and correct her when she said “less” and he pointed out it should’ve been “fewer”. Honestly made me hard.

I do. Especially when I’m knocking back these big boys.

What a surprise, there’s a fvckton (yes that’s an SI unit of measure) of thick racists in the country - a product of 14yrs of division and underfunding.

2-0 motherfvckers!

C’mon Stan I can tell you exactly what Keir is going to have for lunch tomorrow, I know who will be serving it and I know who will be tugging him off under the table - why the hell can’t you give Col an itemised rundown of all the daily meetings and actions for the next seven months? You’re a rubbish Labour Stan, Stan

Check his hard drive

Typical Tory wanting to bet on himself 😁

Ok, I’m prepared to pay out now on Col being the first Tory to have a meltdown. DM with your ticket for payout at 7-1. Each way bets are still running, will update after they’ve drunk their thirteenth whiskey.

It’s what I put on my application for the Tea Party Hobbies: Rage

I can see the way the wind is blowing, I’m going to become a religious right-wing libertarian

Knew it was this tight, been getting this message all day, and honestly will spit fire on local Greens who couldn’t hold their nose to dump Hollobone. He’s been a woeful, divisive, cvnt of an MP. I’ll rage if he gets in again.

😂

I can storm the White House though

He’s gone for the rain-soaked Rishi look