Daggers

Daka defending in the 18yd. And still people will moan. The man is a complete team player rn.

Play by play, please

I. Love. Vesty.

When are we going to stop ****ing up coming second?

Really sad for George

Can swap for some dodgy prawns we left out overnight and then the wife thought they could go back in the fridge

Anyone on the Ipswich forum?

I’ll bet you some leftover chicken breast and half a pot of fake cream that we spend 45 minutes with this thread bitching about the lack of goal threat before they go quiet in the second half again as we romp home.

I’ve seen the big eared boys on farms.

At some point they will be attacking with four forwards.

St Stephen’s Day, the patron saint of stupid journalism

Everything about NFP is greater than anything else.

St Ives were all over social media last time announcing happy hour and bar opening times - I’m ****ed if I can find out when they’re opening up this morning.

Fvck Xmas, with its enforced merriment and close familial proximity. Fvck those who think it’s fine to completely ignore me for 12 months of the year and then expect me to smile at them and say nice things on a video chat. Fvck mobile phones and all the other screens that are so more absorbing than just engaging in a conversation or sharing the moment. And fvck those who think everyone needs to know how ****ing wonderful their lives were today and how gifted their stocking was. Fvck Xmas up the fvcking arse.

I seriously hope anyone wishing festive greetings to Brenda Nout gets banned.

@Raj, usually.

Something something ya filthy animals something Yippee Ki-Yay buntyfunsters.

Or play for the draw. So, three ways. And who doesn’t love a three way?

There’s not a day goes by that I don’t weep because my kids don’t like football and I can’t give them awesome presents.

Most Xmas film.

Precisely. Welcome to the world of irrelevance, Stan.

Luca is the one single decent thing about matches (not including the new Texan pork van). If something good happens, he was part of it.