Trav Le Bleu

University rag mags. Used to get loads of new jokes from them.

This is interesting in itself. Meet the Scottish teenagers poised to represent Uganda - https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/c6wyz1ll1g3xo And thereby be their first white players. But rather hilariously, the article contains a picture of one of the brothers lined up with some of his Ugandan teammates and there's a caption underneath telling you which one he is!

Connections Puzzle #1195 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟩🟨🟩🟩 🟩🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟩🟦🟨 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟩🟦🟦 Seriously, they're just making stuff up.

Renee Good and 24 other people killed by ICE.

Tom Conti is Nina Conti's father.

LCFC isn't the worst run business in the UK. That honour belongs to Royal Mail.

Obviously not.

Once again, big business trying to steamroller the small guy B-side's Portland B&B resists calls from Airbnb to change logo - BBC News https://share.google/hvqp6cO0opsPd303V I would argue that bnb-side actually is a BnB. When's the last time an owner made anyone breakfast in their Airbnb? Sue Airbnb for misrepresentation. They should be forced to change their name to Airb.

Her!

Stupid autocorrect. Pariah state.

He's turning the US into a parish state, if they aren't already.

How the hell did you do that?

Connections Puzzle #1194 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟪🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟦🟪 🟦🟪🟦🟪 🟪🟦🟪🟨 Eh? Once again, what?

Do you see firemen carrying Trump to safety? Or maybe not that kind of unbelievable.

A potted history of immigration in the UK 43 AD - Celts are very worried about well dressed (in some new harder metal) Italians seeming to increase in number. 300 - 400 AD Romans are very worried about uncivilised barbarians turning up with no regard for the pax. 700-1000 AD STOP THE LONGBOATS! What the Saxons wouldn't give for Vikings to only be arriving in small boats. 1066 - Saxons now concerned about Vikings with garlic breath and rude manners. Late 13th century - Welsh (who used to be living in what is now Angleland) are more than a little bit worried that Francophile Vikings are now building homes in their country. BIG homes! Late 15th century - English (Anglicised, Francophile Vikings) tenants increasingly concerned that their landlord will be replaced by a Welshman. He is. 16th century - Welsh landlord's descendants fancy a second home in Ireland. Irish not happy - issue ongoing. 17th century - All the Welsh landlords die out and are replaced by Scottish ones. 18th century - immigrants from beyond the north wall, led by an Italian-Scottish Francophile, reach Derby and decide England isn't worth it. 18th century to end of 19th century - British people leave their homes in their droves (especially Scottish drovers), some upset with the new German landlords and settle around the world. 20th century - German landlords fall out with their cousins on more than one occasion. People not so much worried about small boats as small planes. Late 20th century - Britain realises a lot of it's young men seem to have disappeared, so asks countries it had previously provided with occupancy if they could repay the favour. People are worried that they are a funny colour and eat tasty food. Early 21st century - STOP THE SMALL BOATS! Nothing like this has ever happened before in this country! What ever will become of us? What will become of our celtic-romano-scandi-deutsch-frankish-indi-afrobean culture? Obviously, the world is ending.