Daggers

Ivan, Dmitry, Vladimir and Oleg from the “local drink place” have totes legit voted.

Imagine being angry at people simply walking their dogs

No one ever agrees with @Nick

Col right now

Dogs don't go in the polling booth

Fact check: There was an international economic crisis caused by the selling of sub-prime mortgages. You’re welcome.

Not going to focus on that today. We know what a bunch of incompetent shitehawks they’ve been for 14 years. Today is a new dawn. I’m looking forward.

I’m beginning to think that neither the Express or the Tories have our best interests at heart

Mini Mars bars, hanging baskets, disposable BBQ sets

Rudkin/Big Sue/Top

Take car. Go to mum's. Kill Rishi’s hopes. Grab Liz. Go to the Winchester. Have a nice cold pint, and celebrate 14yrs of Tory shite being over.

I've an alternative game: Which ex manager who could legally stand for parliament would you place in which party? · Labour – Pearson (because the absolute GOAT) · Lib Dems – Craig Shakespeare (cuddly but never winning anything alone) · Tory – Peter Taylor (no reasons required) · Reform – Rodgers (a self-interested cvnt who lies all the time) · Greens – Rob Kelly (nice but utterly pointless) · SNP - Craig Levein (couldn’t be Jock for sectarian reasons) · Shit independent – Dean Smith (there to make up the numbers)

Here we gooooooooooooooo…

A shower of shite for 14 years. They’ve never been a serious party. Rather than policy, Johnson, Truss and Sunak have engaged in divisive culture wars and fantasy politics - not to make the UK better, but to pander to their egos and simply perpetuate a grasp on power for its own sake. Yes I’m biased, because I believe Labour offer adults for the job. It’s not going to be plain sailing, nothing is going to dramatically improve instantly, but what the party will bring is healing and a sense of togetherness that hasn’t existed since Cameron decided to fvck us over with a pointless and disastrous referendum. Vote for who you want - we will be a government for all of us, not just the wealthy and privileged. Merry Election Eve, ya filthy animals.

Welcome to Foxestalk, stranger 😂

Absolutely fvcked now, having stomped about the villages and town dishing out a few hundred final directed mailshots. Feel I’ve done my bit in attempting to prevent our complete fvckwad of a local MP from being reelected. A Leffe is well deserved. So looking forward to tomorrow. Got a stint ferrying OAPs to the poll, then it’s time to open Daggers’ cocktail emporium and crack out the vol-au-vents.

I think the six weeks have been a brilliant example that we can talk politics on the forum.

Sorry Col, that’s just absolute bollocks 😂