Daggers

Nah...

Gay! Gay! and Gay! ...and I'm doing my hair that night.

**** off back to Tibet with Gere!

There you go, I found it on the floor...

...you know who MF looks like at the moment?

I tend to use Uhu or Pritt m'self...but what do I know, you're the creative one

:w00t: I just spat tuna sandwich over my keyboard!

I met one once...

Argh! GINGER! RUN!

Oui, c'est tu.

When you are fat you get told you look like everyone else who are fat...and people wonder why I developed a real attitude problem

More rings?

Can't you adapt his ability to point somehow? I still see the coating of shit being a deterrent to purchase tho.

I'm not buying one for Xmas. It's going to bomb, Lisa, you're going to need a better product than shit-coated-Johnson's. Maybe if you can get it do something useful? Not exactly Robosapien is it?

Still haven't seen it, but Moore is my favourite graphic novel author...even if he has dissociated himself from the film (but he does that to all of his derivatives).

I saw Clerks and thought it was a fantastic film. I want to see Clerks 2. I would like someone to explain how they got the snappy title for the follow-up film. I could never be that inventive.

Let's try again Put your gags here... I don't want to come over all politically correct - but if you could all exhibit some self-control that'd be welcome. Please think twice about the topic...religion, politics and race could well cause a storm of complaints.

Does anyone else apart from me think that this sticky isn't really working?

Thank you. You've made my mind up... I'll go see Nacho Libre tomorrow.

Although I'm a real sucker for dumb challenges I'm going to pass up on this one. The concept leaves me cold...now if it was zombies on the plane biting the heads off virgins I'd be so there

Not seen it, not going to see it. I couldn't imagine anything more trite. The script was design for a precise audience, based around the phrase "Get these mother****ing snakes of my mother****ing plane!" As challenging as an episode of Baywatch. I think I'll wait for Snakes on a Plane III ~ Revenge of the Snake

Not a bad one among them, I adore the Marx Bros and Los Increibles has been stuck on repeat ever since the kids got it. E U Please people - no one, NO ONE, go see the Ant Bully.

My £50 insurance bet on Portugal to win on Saturday now looks to have been worthwhile.