imagine that

Proporta Elephant Camouflage Kit 'I won some elephants from Hannibal in a game of poker. Hearing he was trying to get them back, I purchased 37 of these kits. When he turned up demanding 'his' elephants, I was actually standing in front of the entire herd and he never noticed. Highly recommended.'

First Everton, now Rangers. F you Yanited

So far so good. Only major thing that's bugged me is the battery life which can run out in the space of a few hours if you play about with it too much. Other than that I like the phone and would recommend it.

Any recommendations for cheap mobile insurance. I didn't take the one that they were offering in the shop for £11.99 because I thought I might be able to get it cheaper on the net.

Shit, if i'd have known that I would have probably waited and got the new one. I'm still happy with the price though. I was torn between the milestone and the X10. And in the end went for the milestone purely because it was £10 cheaper a month.

Just got the Motorola Milestone on contract with orange. 100mins, unlimited texts and internet for £20 a month. Seems alright so far. Impressed with all the apps on the android market.

Paramore in November at Nottingham.

Just come back from summer sundae. Los campesinos stole the show for me. With a set mixed with songs from their new and old album. Then for the final song, the lead singer stood on the speakers at the front of the stage and got the front of the crowd to make a gap. He then leapt from the stage, trying to land on the rail then step into the crowd, but completely missed the rail and fell face first into the demontfort hall floor leaving bllod pouring down his face. Roots manuva also played a very good set in demontfort hall.

That's quality

Happens on all other major search engines aswell.

When I'm on google and I search for something, the results come up as usual, but then when I click a result, it redirects me to a random website. Something like copy-book comes up. I think it is like a fake 'google', but whenever I type google into the URL it always takes me to this fake 'google'. Any help in getting rid of this would be appreciated.

Nakamura to score 1st Man Utd to win 2-1 150/1 Cheeky suspicions

A man walks into a petrol station and says, "Can I please have a KitKat Chunky." The lady behind the till gets him a KitKat Chunky and brings it back to him. "No," says the man, "I wanted a normal KitKat, you fat bitch."

Looking forward to Andy and Jamie in the doubles there!