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1 hour ago, foxfanazer said:

I normally use chopsticks 

You are Mr Miyagi and I claim my £5.

8 minutes ago, Miquel The Work Geordie said:

 

Leilani Dowding of course a mainstay of the Page 3 scene of the early 00s. Iirc her star was on the wane just before the mid-00s boom of Nuts and Zoo, when the discerning lads mag consumer's tastes changed and starlets like Lucy Pinder and Michelle Marsh were on the rise, dominating the scene for a couple of years. They were basically Messi and Ronaldo.

 

I do often wonder how Dowding would've fared in the 08-2011 period of lads mags where the game had changed once again. Maybe she just played the game in the wrong era.

 

If you're reading this Leilani, hope you're well.

With today's modern posing techniques and the advancement of digital camera technology, I'm sure she would have flourished.

Use a brick next time. You'll still fuch your TV up, but you'll have a better chance of killing the fly.

2 minutes ago, STEVIE B said:

……..At 85, I’m not sure Geoffrey is the answer to our woes. 

But he'd improve our forward defensive.

2 minutes ago, adam said:

Didn't they stop the t shirt cannon as folk started chucking them at the bloke who was firing them into the crowd 

Dunno. Haven't been in years. Got far better things to do with my time and money.

Are we pining for the halcyon days of FanCam and T-shirt cannons?

Keller

Grayson

Kåmark

Walsh

Prior

Whitlow

Izzet

Lennon

Parker

Heskey

Claridge

Gwon MON!

1-4 FT

Better 2nd half but I think Arsenal took their foot off the gas.

Lovely goal by Mouchon.

Arsenal attackers just running free everywhere.

2 minutes ago, tickler28 said:

After we lifted the FA Cup...what else is there to win domestically?

The EFL Trophy. Next season it will finally be ours!

1 minute ago, The Bear said:

Stick a fork in us. Manager has lost the plot. Different formation and starting XI every week with no clue how to get this squad of bang average players to perform. 

Welcome to our world.

Never thought I'd say this but we really do need a NP or a MON to come and put a boot up some arses, even if it's only on a temporary basis.

He's Paulo Sousa but with worse hair.

Just now, StanSP said:

Tuesday will be horrible won't it

 

Why would anyone even want to go?

Just now, Brooksy said:

He would have missed if he was on

And the keeper didn't even move because he saw the flag.

Just now, TrentFox said:

Quite possibly the worst “first team” striker we’ve ever had on our books. No pace. No strength. No height. No touch.  No energy. No physicality. Absolutely abysmal. 

And we had Roman Bednar on our books once too.

Good first 5-10 minutes. Reverted back to the same old guff ever since.

99% of what Fatawu does is absolute shite. But that one good thing he does in a game can get you a goal.

Is Mavididi drunk?

Looks like the Lampard bum-sniffers will be having a week off.