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Love me or leave me - The seahorses

Oasis - Up in the sky ... TELLLLLLLLLLLL ME HOW HIGHHHHHHHHHH

All the myths on sunday - Diesel Park West

Its probally the worst shirt they had in years, looks like its from USA 94.

"I want to die peacefully - in my sleep, like grandpa... Not screaming like the people in his car..."

Happy birthday mate, i just hope wacky warehouse isn't too packed.

Gone in 60 seconds

Remember that Arsenal shirt i pay 60 quid for ? I have wore it about 6 times seriously. Was a waste of money but ATLEAST it wasn't made in a Thai sweatshop and is worth about 70p. How can you wear fake football shirts people

Scrubs like i do everyday at this time.

Ricky Hatton Liam Gallagher Coronation ST Enough said.

But he's from Manchester and is a rock star ? Come on, god himself wouldn't give Liam a dodgey look. Even Joey Batrump wouldn't start on Liam and he admitted it. Plus their mates.

If i know who you was, i was seriously buy you a drink. Its a shame we're be in the same venue and could even walk past each other without knowing.

You going Liquid this friday ?

Hardly Liam Gallagher is he ?

16 isn't too old !!! You can be 17 i think.

Scrubs.

Daggers posting in any thread about immigrants.

An Indian is having breakfast one morning; coffee, croissants, bread, butter & jam when a Pakistani man, chewing gum, sits down next to him. The Indian ignores the Pakistani who, nevertheless, starts a conversation: Pakistani : "You Indian folks eat the whole bread??" Indian (in a bad mood): " Of course." Pakistani : (after blowing a huge bubble) "We don't. In Pakistan , we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them to India." The Pakistani has a smirk on his face. The Indian listens in silence. The Pakistani persists: "Do you eat jam with the bread??" Indian : "Of Course." Pakistani : (cracking his gum between his teeth and chuckling), "We don't. In Pakistan we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell the jam to India ." The Indian then asks: "Do you have sex in Pakistan?" Pakistani : "Why of course we do", the Pakistani says with a big smirk. Indian : And what do you do with the condoms once you've used?" Pakistani : "We throw them away, of course." Indian : "We don't. In India , we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to Pakistan.

Scrubs ... on Para and E4 a hour later

Just seems your sad that your going to see Oasis next year and not the greatest UNI BAND IN THE WORLD ...

Awww bless, didn't you ask santa for a blur ticket ?

Maybe ...

And bust a move when he scores ! I think there a little bit of Trevor Benjamin in us all.

He's not that good yet ! Trevor is a god.

Wait till the Transfer window opens and then you options will be wide open.