Gunnlaugson's Rizlas

Stonewall pen for handball. Was like Suarez was on the pitch.

Sad to hear, but never hesitate to reach out to a non woke charity for help.

the leisure centre finally starting to pay for itself perhaps. Much better exercise bikes and travelators that the rabble at this level.

Never ever in doubt. HMS piss the league back on course.

Will probably scrape about 12 goals this season then get a move to some desperate prem bottom feeder for about 19 million. Many cases.

It’s like a whatsapp group in here

Someone just needs to give the poor guy a chance.

He deserves a statue even if he goes full mental Mahrez demanding a move before the deadline, even if he headbutts Enzo on the touch line in anger, **** it even if he inexplicably emerges from the training ground one day wearing Top’s skin as a hoodie.

Have to imagine it was a very moving moment for a lifelong fan

Was going to moan about how it’s all Paulo Sousa all over again, but since we got that goal mouth scramble winner I’m fully aboard the good ship piss the league.

Get Albrighton on.

I’m sure enzo will have seen something. Could be the new lease of life that nets him another 3 year deal.

Get in, great news. It’s Dolmio Day tonight boys.

Inspired by kante’s work rate and dedication, Slimani goes on to become a balon dor winner after a Dixie Dean level goal haul. And the admin team pull their fingers out and get Silva’s paperwork done with 10 minutes to spare.

Have to be something like your Wiseys, your Thatchers, your Mills, your Browns.

Reminded me of Kieth gillespies debut.

Hopefully that amazing pre season work of Thai sight seeing kicks in soon and we show our quality.

Give us a goal lads ffs.

Will start to buy into the maresca revolution if we are at least 3 up by half time.

The Maresca mirage has been revealed.

Should be beating these by 3 or 4.

No mention of Kolo when thanking the coaches, must have had a massive fall out. Hopefully this will be a fun manager feud to see play out in the lower leagues.

What happened to the plane banner that was being discussed a while back? Did we ever settle on a slogan for it?

Don’t mind if Mendy starts a few more games, but if he’s leaving in the summer along with Youri we shouldn’t be building the midfield around either of them as the season goes on.

Was like the Nigerian Berbatov out there. Game is in slow motion for him right now.