Geo V

Good luck there with that tip, I may have a few pennies on it. Luck wasnt with me yesterday for two reasons. Firstly, I accidently left the mobile at the missus place and missed a text from as mate who works in Will Hills who said that some bloke put £2k on a horse called Saucy. Well it won at 6s!! BARSTEWARD!! Also, O played in a poker comp last night on the net and came 21st and got done by 4 kings . Never mind, I didnt want the all expenses trip to watch Rangers at Tel Aviv anyway. The plans were to ebay it .

PMSL The Arsenal squad are on a plane returning from a midweek Champions Legaue game. During the flight, the plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane, then yells, "If I’m going to die, I want my last minutes on Earth to be memorable! I’ve had plenty of relationships in my life, but no-one has ever made me really feel like a woman! Is there anyone on this plane who can make me feel like a woman?" For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril and they all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman. Then, Freddie Ljungberg stands up "I can make you feel like a woman," he says. The attractive Swede, well built, sparkling blue eyes and sexy smile approaches the woman slowly unbuttoning his shirt. No one moves. The woman is breathing heavily in anticipation as he approaches. He removes his shirt. Muscles ripple across his chest as he reaches towards her and he extends the arm holding his shirt to the woman, and whispers: "Iron this."

What a lovely straight forecast that was between you lads!

After playing the £1000 fruties in casino`s, I dont think I can ever play the £20 jackpot ones! No bets today as Im saving it for Leicester to beat Birmingham tomorrow

Cheers for the tips BTW. Anyway mate dont you bet on Betfair? If you backed Leicester with them you would have (a) got better odds and (b) been able to lay the game when City went 3-1 up to show a guaranteed profit either way.

No posts probably means no backers???!! It came out first and the win was never in doubt at odds of arounf 11/4. I hope someone else backed it!!

HORSE TIP FROM A RELIABLE SOURCE (A know someone who makes out with the horses) Dont go crazy on it but in the 330 at Lingfield TURN ON THE STYLE Im on at 7/2. I cant give you any more info as Im no expert but this mate says it has a big chance, especially as one horse was declared a non runner.

At the end of a tiny deserted bar is a huge Scouse bloke – 6 feet 5 inches tall and 350 lbs, proudly wearing his XXXXL Everton replica shirt. He's having a few beers when a short, well-dressed and obviously gay man walks in and sits beside him. After three or four beers, the gay man finally plucks up the courage to say something to the big Liverpudlian. Leaning over, he cups his huge ear: ‘Do you want a blow job?’ he whispers. At this, the massive Merseysider leaps up with fire in his eyes and smacks the man in the face. Knocking him off the stool, he proceeds to beat him all the way out of the bar. Finally, he leaves him, badly bruised in the car park and returns to his seat as if nothing has happened. Amazed, the bartender quickly brings over another beer. ‘I've never seen you react like that,’ he says. ‘Just what did he say to you?’ ‘I'm not sure,’ the big Scouser replies. ‘Something about a job.’

Just over £100 pounds won on one bet this weekend but I heard it was a close one. I backed WBA to win on Friday and I saw it was 3-2 on Skysports. It wasnt until I read the bloody report that I saw they West Brom luckily got two in the last couple of mins. Woooooooooooo!! How did everyone else do???

"Maybes" and "Wils" - I`ll get back to you after the weekends out of the way with some prices.

Its not going to make us millionaires but Im putting £200 on WBA to beat Luton tonight on Betfair at odds of 1.55 to win just over 3100. Luton have sold players again (notably Vine) and WBA will be all guns blazing to close the gap.

Im involved in ebay and sell things like Playstation 3s, Nintendo Wii`s, games, retro and all sorts. We have an office in North London where people can come and try the stuff before they buy too. If anyone sees anything or wants to either buy or sell, let me know on here and I`ll forward my details.

At our local Hills there is some Turkish dude who always used to turn up at around an hour or so before closing and he used to put £100 on ZERO until it came in. I`d heard that he did it and was always showing a profit but I hadnt seen it with my own eyes. Anyway, I was there one day and about 5 blokes walked in and a 5ft nothing dude started piling in the cash and he hit in about 7 spins. The next time I was in he did it again but it cost him nearer £1500. The classic was the next time I saw him it cost him £11,000 ! No shite, he was ploughing it in!!! He was kicking machines and all of a sudden he didnt like us watching the spins!! Before that he was the centre of attention when winning but he turned into a nutter! People were leaving and coming back with cash for him to plough in LOLOLOLOLOL!! I havent seen him since!! BTW mate a Hills shareholder told me that a group of accountacts (cant remember there names) actually monitor the Hills pay out on those machines and they have to pay 69% back every week. I dont understand how that is managed but apparently it is acurate. I suppose it simply luck and catching it at the right moment!

Paul Scholes is in a bar and approaches the sleaziest woman there."Have you ever tried having sex with a proffesional footballer?" "No, I haven't," she admits, and the two head home, where the woman has the best sex ever. Afterwards, Scholesey turns to her and says, "If you think that was good, let me sleep for ten minutes, then we'll do it again. But while I'm sleeping, I need you to hold my knads in your left hand and my knob in your right hand." Confused, she agrees, and after 10mins, the Ginger maestro wakes and they go at it - this time better than before. "That was wonderful," she says. Scholsey continues. "But if you let me sleep for an hour, again holding my privates, we can have the best sex yet." The woman agrees, but she's curious. "Does holding your balls in my left hand and your knob in my right stimulate you while you're sleeping?" Scholesey shakes his head. "No, but last time I slept with a girl as skanky as you, she stole my wallet."

Nice one. Those bloody Roulette machines are goldmines for the bookies! I have lost loads on these machines down the years and when I win, its when I sling in a solitary tenner and my numbers start coming up. When I bet £60-70 on a spin it always takes the money!

Quality going!! Here`s my effort..... http://www.grapheine.com/classiktv/classik...ay.php?id=46909

Two boys are playing football in a Leicester park when one of them is attacked by a rottweiler. Thinking quickly, his friend rips a plank of wood from a fence, forces it into the dog's collar and twists it, breaking the dog's neck. All the while, a newspaper reporter who was taking a stroll through the park is watching. He rushes over, introduces himself and takes out his pad and pencil to start his story for the next edition. He writes, "Leicester City fan saves friend from vicious animal." The boy interrupts: "But I'm not a City fan." The reporter starts again: "Leicester Tigers fan saves friend from horrific attack." The boy interrupts again, "I'm not a Tiger`s fan either." The reporter asks: "Who do you support, then?" "Notts Forest," replies the boy. So the reporter starts again: "Sheepshagging Tree bastard kills family pet"

Does anyone gamble playing poker online? If so go to the general topics as Ive started a thread with view to arranging an online comp with maybe the winnings going to charity or at least part of them?!

Its great to hear that Ally is about. He`s the type of character that we need about our club. A diehard winner!

Not serving the punters is he mate???! I saw him on an old masters comp on Sky and he looks in shape. Maybe we can re-sign him on a Bosman? at that link of Stevie Walsh. I hope that doesnt double up at his landline as i`ll be phoning him up to get him to come out of retirement too!!!

BTW I was talking about Stevie Walsh on another thread. Whats he upto these days??? I always thought he was managerial material and hoped that one day he would manage Leicester??

No mate. The only thing I heard was he went to Hinkley for a while. He was then a 6ft + big black dude who was playing in out 5-a-side team aged 14 and we were all 19-30!! He obviously didnt make it but I`d be interested to know if any die hard fan knew anything about him...

The main reason I started this thread is a bit personal to be honest! I used to live in Leicester upto the about 90/91 and used to play in a 5-a-side team with a player who I thought was going to make it huge with Leicester, a then 15yo lad called Ian Thompson. He played for England u-16s and scored a memorable goal against Scotland at Filbo I can remember when he picked the ball up on his own penalty box and skinned most of there team to score. I can also remember him getting the winner against Holland live on ITV at Wembley. I heard he signed terms with City but he nevr played a game I dont think for the club. Also, where is Ally Mauchlen these days? I can remember him being gutted when City turned down an offer from Rangers and didnt tell him about it !!! Also does any Leicester local know what happened to that jinky winger Tommy Wright??????