Ford Super Sunday

Football fans on forums who state that they will not be buying a season ticket for the next season based on the appointment of their new manager. (referring to several Burnley fans i've seen on the appointment of Laws)

The sods law that will see my new laptop arrive when no-one is in. 8am-1pm delivery time, with no-one home from 11:30am-1pm. I am not holding out much hope

Ahh you see, 4 feet of snow is fine, it's just a touch of frost they can't handle (Any detective series jokes are welcome)

I should have checked that there was Mayo in the house before I opened my can of tuna, now it's horribly dry

Are you built like a brick shithouse? No.. Well then..

I wouldn't be anywhere near the players anyway, i'd get press passes and sit in the press box of the WS But no, I have no intention of seeing 11 women try and play football (That may sound bad, but I have been told several times that the standard of the womens varsity match is absolutely awful! Considering the DMU captain is also the captain of the Rugby team too)

The problem is I don't have many contributors, I have one who has 'contacts' with the football, so I'm relying on him to do the business for me. The only dilemma if he does is the Womens, which is played before the mens (It's at the Walkers Stadium by the way if anyone's interested, 16th Feb ) and if he doesn't want to do that, then I might have a problem or two. Though I do have one or two people in mind who will hopefully go for it... might have to rely on the first years

Just found out that the university football varsity clashes with Bristol City away Which has just blown my good mood and my day to bits. As Sports Editor of the paper, how crucial it is for me to go to the matches is yet to be seen (i.e will the deputy and main editor throw a fit if I don't go) but I might get there. But I won't lie, it's a pretty big two fingers up to my day, I was banking on it being a Monday like last year EDIT: I've just thought of my excuse if they throw a fit, and i'm feeling better!

The contrast is stark. My sister was saying yesterday that her teacher let her onto the school playing field when she was like 6-7 years old (16 years ago now) when it snowed bad. My mum is a dinner lady and she was saying that, the kids aren't allowed out, and if they are, it's in small, supervised groups at a time (this is primary, infant and nursery though) One mishit snowball though, and it's lawsuit galore. One child slips and does their leg. Where there's over-protective/greedy mothers, there's a claim!

Snowing right now, nice big snow. However, I at the fact my old college (Bosworth CC) is open today, that place would still be open after a nuclear holocaust, never mind a drop of snow! Gutted for those who go there though!

Intention... key word... in practice... I'm with you, I would NEVER split. I would rather go home with nothing than see someone go away with it all. Selfish, but that's what i'd do. I just hope I never get YOU in the final of goldenballs!

This woman (Old video, probably been posted on here before, but i've just seen it, and want to punch her in the face. I don't mind you stealing, but the bullshit pretence pisses me off)

Women eh? Can't live with em, can't kill em

So demanding, typical woman I'm no snob, I just wouldn't dream of being associated with the City Council, benefit thieving scum in the dodge area of Braunstone I jest, but seriously, I am in the nice bit of Braunstone!

It is officially snowing in Braunstone (Town, the nice bit )

Which usually translates (especially if they're female) as 'I really do care, but this is a defence mechanism if/when those comments come when you're present.

Yeah, SUUUUUUUUUUUURE you did Legend

Does ANYONE do double spacing?

Surname, Initial, (year of publication) chapter title, book title (in italics), publisher, place of publication S'all from memory that is as well

When you get in the minset of Harvard, it's easy. But It took me ages earlier this year to get to grips with it, having not used it for 6 mumfs. I also don't appreciate being asked over and over again to help reference people's essays, when I use the handouts to work it out for myself, and am then expected to work wonders for others. Still, being the class nerd does have its disadvantages <_<

I don't love my nazi department On my essay back She told me to make the font a bit bigger, and oh my the spaz they have if you don't do double spacing, they make such a big deal of it! And I tell you, I have seen some people more stressed over the referencing than the essay itself. If you don't cite IN the essay, that's a fail, if you don't put the references at the end, it's a fail. You also get marked down for not referencing correctly, and from now on, us 2nd yearers must make sure the references at the end of the essay are in alphabetical order too, by surname It takes twice as long to reference as it oes to bleeding write the bugger!

Disgrace

Well my Media teachers 100,000 word PhD is 437 pages, and my 2000 word essay was around 7 pages. So i'm guessing it'll look around 25-35 pages. Make sure it's doble spaced and at least size 12 font though, and it's properly (harvard ) referenced. Else you'll get banged up in Guantanamo! And I bet you don't have to use the joys of turnit-fooking-in! Enjoy it, writing essays is wonderful

My friend from North Yorkshire calls them 'breadcakes' and has the nerve to call me weird for saying they're cobs. It is also well known that a bap and a roll are soft versions of a cob. A cob is crusty like an old laydee.

Basically, it's a Cob, and if you say anything else, then you're a dirty retard :thumbsup: