Ford Super Sunday

Don't worry, he's already told me all the sexually depraved things he wants to do to me when he finds me. I'm just about to go and sit on his front door step to make it easier for him! EDIT: You're more than welcome to join us Lou

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Clephan computer centre and it's black Good shout though You should take it if someone's left it... it's only fair ga... oh wait

Didn't start particularly well, due to.. A) Not getting much sleep B) It raining and me getting wet on my voyage to get my Doncaster ticket. And the bus didn't get caught in the Narbrough Road traffic, meaning I got to the ticket office 15 minutes before it opened C) I left my USB at university, and some greedy flucker has probably pocketed it, instead of doing the decent thing and handing it in However I have just played a brilliant badminton session, and am going to play another two hours worth later.

Personal statements are bloody awful... hatred is the word I used when I did mine

Having to read back through my essay when I: A) don't like what I have written B) Cannot think of any way to improve it, and C) When reading it back bores the absolute fluck out of me!

Then you'd be petrified of me *Wakes up *

Yeah but they cost £1.50 a time and they're not real fitties, they're grannies earning money cos they can't afford the heating bill with their pension. Still, it's your money

Crap day, crap, crap day Supposed to do work, but then a (now ex) friend threw a fooking hissy fit and started going all arsey on me. Can't be bothered with flakey, permernant period mood swings women who are all me, me, me, so bye bye to her. Then I got distracted on MSN when I should have been doing my essay, bad times baby. Means i've gotta go in uni nice and early tomorrow, and finish it off before the weekend, when I know I will get jack-all done

NOTE: Shamelessly stolen from elsewhere, but delt the need to share Can someone please help me with my Call of Duty 4: French Edition? It just loads up to the menu screen, and the only option is 'Quit'. My daughter is a lot like Sickipedia. I tend to come on it when no one is looking. My friend saw me looking a bit distressed and asked me what was wrong. "Would you forgive me if you found out I was a thief?" I asked. "Of course I would mate, we've been best mates for years, I wouldn't give a ****," he quickly replied. "Ok, but would you forgive me if you found out I was a rapist?" He thought about it for a minute, and said, "Look, you're my best mate, but I don't think I could ever forgive someone for rape, it's too horrible." "In that case," I responded, "I stole your daughters virginity."

We could go on like this all day My day was bought down by the tutor consistantly telling the class that if they 'wanted to look at good use of quotes, Ian's is best' I was NOT amused at that!

I'm alright I suppose. I just got my essay back for Public Service Broadcasting. they mark from 40-75 I got 75 I'm not gonna lie, I'm pretty pleased :thumbsup: :w00t:

This week hasn't started well at all I ate too much at a family get together (it was a buffet!) last night, and then drank three glasses of fizzy cava in the space of 5 minutes, so I spent the early hours of the morning nursing a horrific stomach ache, which is slowly receeding. That meant I got jack all sleep, so I am knackered now in my PR class, and I have to do at least two hours worth of work on an essay due in in a week. then badminton later with a friend, and then more badminton after at the uni club session... hope i'm not creamed by then! Oh and also, I'm having a self-conscious day, but that's a really pansy thing, so I won't go into details

A teenager turns to his mate and says "When i'm older, i'm going to be like Hitler, I'm going to kill all the jews and one clown" "Why the clown" his mate says He replies: "See, no-one cares about the jews" It is funnier than it comes across on there anyway, trust me

Fosse Park, boxing day... get there early, then spend all day reversing out of the parking space, and going back in the bay and getting out of the car, thus pissing off all the pople desperate for a space! I would LOVE that

Make them stand over the sink

This one, loosely. Now, I don't recall anyone talking through mine, but it is linked Because SHIT presentations grind my gears. Call me a snob, but when someone rolls up with a half-arsed presentation, where they have exactly what they are saying up on powerpoint behind them, and large parts are cearly taken from the internet (as one girl had clearly donw), it grinds my gears big time. I had one week to do my presentation, ONE week, because It was the first week after we signed up for them. I got 76% and I did a fooking good job (if I do say so myself) and yet people have 5-10 weeks to prepare for it, and then I see facebook statii of people panicking cos they haven't done it the night before.... fooking lazy c*nts, if you put some frigging effort in, then you might not be panicking. AND ALSO.... people who so the bare minnimum and get good grades. One of the presentations was done by someone who e-mailed the tutor asking what he needed to do, and was told what he had to have in at least.... he got 68 fvcking percent Fvucking presentations piss me off, piss me off big time.

Dead boring start to the month Only 'noteable' thing was having a guest lecture with the deputy editor of the NOTW's FABULOUS magazine, and how Katie Price is a (quote) 'Fvcking nightmare' Feeling guilty about spending over £320 on my PS3 and PS3 games, considering I am so SHIT at them! >

High maintenance women they're annoying, very annoying

Ditto, I hate making myself sound good, so I also absolutely hated my Personal Statement a couple of years ago. I did five drafts of the fecker, with help from my English teacher tutor... she would come down on a ton of bricks on anyone who used the word 'fascinating' I can edit other peoples easily, but I just couldnt edit my own. Annoying

The very probable fact that I already know the next two weeks could be fooking shit, stressful, frustrating, worrying, just generally very unfun That grinds my gears very much

Is that the good grinding of your gears or the bad one? If it's the bad one, I agree with you wholeheartedly

Here's how not to drive in a warehouse full of vodka Vokda CRASH

I'll give you £100 for your old one if it makes your decision any easier!