A golfer is out early one morning and drives his ball 300 yards down the middle of the fairway. When he gets to his ball he realises it is nestling in a beautiful clump of golden buttercups. Not wanting to destoy the flowers he moves his ball and places it on the grass. As he prepares to play his next shot there is a big puff of smoke and a genie appears. He says "I am the genie of nature. As you have saved those beautiful flowers you shall have a reward". "Thats great" says the golfer "what is it?" The genie replies "well as you saved those beautiful buttercups your reward shall be a years supply of free butter" " You bastard " the golfer says "where were you on the last hole when I was in the pussy willow?"