skinnydipper

Got sacked from my job in the pet shop last week. I got caught with my hand in the trill

Saw True Grit today Pretty good with an excellent performance from Hailee Steinfeld

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Give the kids their sweets back Finnegan

Eric Pickles - Community Secretary - a man who has had the pants down of public services Our very own - The fine upstanding Lord Mayor of Leicester

Nothing at the moment but did have a snack earlier

Thanks Didn't want to lie

Nothing at the moment

O.K so far thanks

I can't possibly give you a sincere response What do you think?

Fair play Although I didn't originally notice the defect in my own pirated copy!

Well ,regardless of what you think, IMO it's still one of the finest family films of modern times.

I did like Toy Story 3

Going to watch the True Stories documentary on More 4 at !0pm about the BNP v Labour battle in Barking at the general election. Should be interesting. I expect it to show Nick Griffin as the cnut that he is

Wrong thread. This should be in Chebs!

First 52 seconds too "Bring Me Svenshine"

Lost in translation In that case ignore my earlier response

Scousers - The Master Race And the best sense of humour ever except about themselves

53,000 Scousers meet in Anfield for a 'Scousers Are Not Stupid' convention. Steven Gerrard addresses the crowd.. 'We are all here today to prove to the world that Scousers are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer please?' Jamie Carragher gingerly works his way through the crowd and steps up to the stage. Gerrard asks him 'What is 15 plus 15?' After 15 or 20 seconds Carragher says, ' Forty!' Obviously everyone is a little disappointed. Then the Scousers start chanting 'Give him another chance! Give him another chance!' Gerrard says, 'Well since we have a capacity crowd, world-wide press and global broadcast media here, I think we can give him another chance.' So he asks, 'What is 5 plus 5?' After nearly 30 seconds he eventually says, ' Twelve?' Gerrard looks down and just lets out a dejected sigh. Everyone is disheartened and Carragher starts crying. But then the 53,000 Scousers begin to yell and wave their hands shouting, 'Give him another chance! Give him another chance!' Gerrard, unsure whether he is now doing more harm than good eventually says, 'OK then, what is 2 plus 2?' Silence hangs over the stadium. Carragher closes his eyes, and after a whole minute eventually says, 'Four?' Pandemonium breaks out throughout the stadium as the Scouse crowd stand to a man, wave their arms, stomp their feet and scream, 'Give him another chance! Give him another chance!'

What might have been thought when the trousers reached the ankles (in the library)