WetFlannel

Fuck off. Ice Age is orgasmic, prick.

For the first time in my life I reached the peak of boredom and this is the pinnacle... Today, I was so desperate for something to do I just randomly had a shower, despite already having one. Please lord. Shine me down something nice and give me some drive in my life.

At least swearing makes me look cool. Owning a Mac doesn't.

I should still have it. Thanks for the advice

Anything computer related that doesn't work. Never before have I used the word C**T more freely.

Yeah... I've had that for a while though and it hasn't been too bad. But over the past few days some programs just won't open.

I would run my anti-virus but it won't f**king open!

When I log in nothing comes up on the desktop, but after doing the new task thing it comes up again. Sometimes it just randomly goes but I can deal with that. Not opening some of my programs is annoying though.

Hardly any of my programs will open and it's f**king annoying me now. Itunes most of all. And everytime I start up my laptop I have to start a new 'explorer.exe' task because nothing will show up. This happens everytime. Laptops and Computers are designed to make everything in life stressful and difficult.

At the moment the browser I'm using is Safari as Firefox and IE are both running so slow it's unbearable. I have no problems with Safari though. Any ideas?

My internet explorer is going so slow it's unbearable. I've had nothing but problems with it so could anyone suggest what the problem could be?

Does anyone know why my Internet Explorer doesn't display pictures and is going so slow, even compared to something like Safari?

Whats the difference between Princess Diana and Tiger Woods? Tiger Woods had a good driver...

Not to sure but you could try Switch Set-Up

Why did the little girl drop her lollipop? Because she got raped in the face.

I do have firefox but you can only use profile editor with IE

Anyone know why IE won't display pictures? Annoying when you want to edit a myspace profile

What's the difference between a baby and a chicken? A chicken doesn't scream when you put it in the oven

You had better make like Diana and hit the road...

The rampaging cow

You had to post this on the day the images stopped working

Whats the difference between a small child and a trampoline? You take off your shoes to jump on a trampline

Liverpool 16/1 to win the premiership... they arent bad odds

the police have decided to raid Michael Jacksons Neverland ranch. Apparently they found Class A drugs in his kitchen, Class B drugs in his bathroom...and Class 4C in his bedroom