Big Ol' Bob

Man Utd to beat Stoke Man City to beat WBA Arsenal to beat Norwich Cardiff to beat Forest 8.32 / 1 EASY MONEY GENTS!

Just bought a new Flymo Lawnmower, comes with a FREE Flymo Grass trimmer. Only £69.99 online at Homebase. I then stumbled across a promotional code, and saved yet another 20%. £61 for both, delivery included. Can't go wrong at that price. If anyone is interested, and is need of giving their lawns some TLC, the code is - DEC20. (It's an extra 20% off all gardening and decorating)

Just curbed the car, slid as I turned on to my street, in first fooking gear too!! I fooking HATE this weather, for kids and queers.

fooking SHITTY SNOW Welcome again travel chaos, and my car getting fooked over again. ****s/

Snowing in Glen Parva.........

SPOILT CHILD ALERT

Oooooh it's a bit cold int'it me duck!!

Cheese & Onion Pasty 7 Mini Scotch Eggs 1 Pot of Chicken and Sweetcorn Pasta 1 Large chips 1 Tube of Jaffa Cakes

"IM GLAD ANISHA LOST........THE LITTLE BITCH"

Out of order. I have a feeling Ann2 will have had a part to play in this somewhere along the line. I will make this my personal mission to get to the bottom of this mystery, just you mark my words.

Has he won yet?

"I'M A MUTHAPHUCKIN' KINDER EGG BIIITCH"

Kevin Pressman recalls the horror of being lobbed by Lonergan

John Pantsil Kay Oresanya

I'm eating my own fart.

Nothing, I am however waiting to watch Borat on filmfour.

I just can't get enough. I just can't get enough. I just can't get enough. I just can't get enough. I just can't get enough. I just can't get enough. I've almost had enough. Yep, Now i've had enough. I said now i've had enough. LOOK JUST SHUT THE fook UP.

This comic relief thing two pints is on in the background here. What a cringey load of old shit....

Lee Evans Charlie MacDonald

Niko Bellic Paulo Di Canio