The Doctor

only way really, if they're insistent on him staying. The long term employee you don't have the heart to fire getting a nominal promotion that takes him away from the duties he's screwing up is a long tradition in saving face, and that's all this board really care about.

nope. We lose both of those and Wolves beat spurs and they'll be 18 points clear of us with 6 to play. With goal difference that would be insurmountable in reality, but would be mathematically still possible.

honestly i think that's already the case tbh

a good man manager and a restoration of a good sports psychology department and it's certainly possible, you're right about his attributes for sure, I'm just not convinced this fanbase will let him have a chance to do it. Honestly, it comes into the need for Vardy to retire (no other striker has succeeded here in a decade because they're stuck in his shadow). Once that happens and a striker isn't just blocking him from playing in the eyes of some in our fanbase, then we should see some success with other strikers.

Honestly no. Not to say he couldn't but the man is clearly mentally quite frail (hence the collapse in form after that miss v Leeds), and the fans here will not be willing to tolerate him at all, so all it will take is one miss, the continued booing and "you're ****ing shits" and he'll fall apart. He needs a fresh start elsewhere.

Surely Derby went down earlier?

Liverpool would still need to win today for that. Still requires them to beat Man Utd as well. And it being done half hour earlier is kinda meaningless.

true, I've got zero faith the board will even admit the footballing operations are failing currently

not mathematically possible as things stand. Fulham making Slot look like a fraud, they'd stay 11 clear of Arsenal so at best could be 14 points clear going into that game, potentially 17 at the end with 18 to play for

kinda depressing how far behind Bournemouth and Fulham we've fallen, like if you said three years ago that Fulham and Bournemouth would be streets ahead of us you'd seem insane

should just shoot there rather than laying it off.

Doesn't sell shirts in Thai airports though so...

officially, no. The club closed the voting early and then just declared Iheanacho won it.

Scenes when Vardy gets sent off v Forest and that was his final home game for us.

4. Last scored 8th December, to the 8th Jan is 1 month, 8th Feb 2 months, 8 Mar 3 months, 8 Apr 4 months.

Bold admitting to this on a public forum where CPS could see it

Michael Golding, triple sweep of signing of the season, young player of the season and player of the season

**** sake Rashford

bottling bald twat

Silvas got to walk for that, given he's already booked

That weekend. Assuming we get twatted by Newcastle Monday night (which, lets be honest, we will), we'll be 15 behind with 7 to play. If we lose to Brighton and Wolves beat spurs we'll be 18 behind with 18 to play for, and with our goal difference we might as well be down mathematically then, but the earliest it can be impossible to reach Wolves points tally is Easter weekend, where Wolves play Man Utd just before we play Liverpool.

penguins make crisps??

you'd think after Luigi assassinated one of the owning class they'd think twice before messing with Nintendo again

that's fine, their chocolate is shit anyway