The Doctor

****ing hell, imagine being thankful it's not 4-0 at half-time.

Honestly, need someone to buy the club and issue a lifetime banning order against his entire bloodline.

Love to see Bilal sprinting back to defend the left back area on his own. Where are VK and Ayew, the actual left hand side? oh, just slowly plodding around. Tear up half the ****ing contracts at half time.

ahahaha thank **** I didn't drive all the way down for this.

he could get sent off soon and I don't think we'd notice.

Ayew, Reid, Vardy, Soumare, Faes, we're playing essentially 5 a side to start with.

and here we go. So glad we have some good defensive wingers to keep hold of the ball. Ayew in ****ing CM for that...

Ayew is so bad, 8m for this joker?

spectacularly bad defending.

whoever told Faes he's a CB did not have his interests at heart, never known a player worse at reading the ball. Ayew getting outpaced by Nathan Collins

Should be, but VK doesn't strike me as someone capable of staying switched on enough to do that.

I mean, given how much Woyo likes to go for a wander, it might be better having someone with a bit more positional discipline than Facundo there to support. Or y'know, 3 at the back and make Woyo a wingback (BEK and Facundo in the midfield, one dropping to a 3, one going up to support the forward), but that's not happening.

In a single game, Ruuds being ambitious today.

Vardy of old would have left them in the dust, kinda sad to see, like watching the family dog start to amble more and more, knowing it's soon time to find a farm in the countryside for him.

Plenty of time to coach that out of him.

a shot!

1:20 before one of the geriatrics society gave the ball away, that's an improvement.

Honestly change the front three. Press from the front and give them a reason to not just commit more and more forward.

Lose tonight and his PPG drops lower than that of Sousa.

I mean, we've not really worked on not conceding have we Ruud? It's still 2 goals a game most every week.

something something "works hard" as the bowlcut behind me Saturday argued. He literally doesn't and we looked more solid down the right hand side specifically because he wasn't there, but people see a bloke who does a bit of fouling, a bit of diving and **** all else and assume he must be in for his work rate.

Play an actual forward line or **** off.

Time to get on board with the **** VAR line then.

Can we please just bin off the pensioner strike force ffs.

... they don't look at all alike?