First joke I see on Sickipedia:
A piece of rope walks into a bar and orders a beer.
The bartender seems shocked and says, "Mate, we don't serve your kind in here, you'll have to leave."
The piece of rope walks outside, ties himself up and ruffles up his hair.
He walks back in and says, "Can I have a beer please, mate?"
The bartender says, "No worries" and starts pouring the beer. About halfway through, he stops and says, "Hold on... aren't you that piece of rope that just came in here?"
The rope says, "Nah mate, I'm a frayed knot."
Sorry if this joke has been said before