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Britain's Got Talent. I thought the guys from Oxford that did the choral beatboxing / singing were class, good to see something a bit unconventional while still being entertaining.

Bat For Lashes - I'm On Fire

Still in love with this after half a decade.

The Only Moment We Were Alone - Explosions In The Sky

Dan Black - Symphonies (Passion Pit Remix)

Placebo - Passive Agressive

Get Tommy Pope posting 'shopped images of his friends head onto the receiver in a homosexual intercourse scenario.

Crooked I - Straight Boss

Fan of stuff in a similar vein as well, Hidden In Plain View, The Dangerous Summer, New Atlantic, The Starting Line etc etc.

Thought new Peep Show was a bit weak to be honest, then again, I said the same last series and ended up loving it. Think it's one of them shows I appreciate more with endless viewings on DVD. I've lost fucking months on that programme.

When I was away last weekend a shit load of Jocks were staying near us. Ended up in a pub showing Spurs / Arsenal on one screen and Rangers / Kilmarnock on another. Never heard so much effing and blinding. 'WHAT'S McGREGOR DOING THE CUNT?!?! THAT'S PISH!' Needless to say, I'm now a tad in love with them. The shirts actually look very nice indeed in the flesh, long sleeve especially, thinking of investing (in a cheap knock off obviously).

Yeah, think they're a decent outfit. Title track off Anhedonia is a belter.

I'm not one for eating my own ejaculate on top of a delicious pastry thank you. When I spaff I don't bash out the oregano and start seasoning like some kind of randy Ainsley Harriott.

Explosions In The Sky - The Birth And Death Of A Day

Laidback Luke - Till Tonight (MSTRKRFT Remix)

Pretty decent. I didn't cure cancer or anything, but I have had three wanks already today. Give me a computer and an empty room and it's all systems GO. Now I'm just taking it easy with some cheese straws and some hot waffles.

Most probably one of my favourite acts of all time.

Hahahhahahahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

And Jared Leto.

Why is being in the military like getting a blowjob? The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.