cisono Posted 21 September 2005 Posted 21 September 2005 Don't Disturb the Squirrels In 1993, Westdeutsche Rundfunk, a German radio station, announced that officials in Cologne had just passed an unusual new city regulation. Joggers going through the park would be required to pace themselves to go no faster than six mph. Any faster, it was felt, would unnecessarily disturb the squirrels who were in the middle of their mating season.
Rincewind Posted 22 September 2005 Posted 22 September 2005 I'd have no trouble keeping to that speed.
Northants Fox Posted 22 September 2005 Posted 22 September 2005 Don't Disturb the Squirrels In 1993, Westdeutsche Rundfunk, a German radio station, announced that officials in Cologne had just passed an unusual new city regulation. Joggers going through the park would be required to pace themselves to go no faster than six mph. Any faster, it was felt, would unnecessarily disturb the squirrels who were in the middle of their mating season. I'd have no trouble keeping to that speed. I'd have no trouble keeping to the limit either, i'm just too noisy and i'd be banned from the area. <_< :laugh:
The People's Hero Posted 22 September 2005 Posted 22 September 2005 I reckon I can mate at speeds in excess of 6mph.
cisono Posted 22 September 2005 Author Posted 22 September 2005 I reckon I can mate at speeds in excess of 6mph. I am sure you can but perhaps the squirrels cannot!
Guest Posted 23 September 2005 Posted 23 September 2005 I reckon I can mate at speeds in excess of 6mph. Did we really need to know that?
Thracian Posted 23 September 2005 Posted 23 September 2005 Did we really need to know that? Bonking Squirrels Driven Nuts By Bounders
cisono Posted 23 September 2005 Author Posted 23 September 2005 Did we really need to know that? I don't think we did, no!
The People's Hero Posted 23 September 2005 Posted 23 September 2005 I said 6mph but to be honest, that was a conservative estimate. I've fu cked faster!
Guest Posted 23 September 2005 Posted 23 September 2005 I said 6mph but to be honest, that was a conservative estimate. I've fu cked faster! James! Behave!! Some of us are easily offended!!
cisono Posted 23 September 2005 Author Posted 23 September 2005 I said 6mph but to be honest, that was a conservative estimate. Hmm I really don't think this kind of advertising is doing you any favours
The People's Hero Posted 23 September 2005 Posted 23 September 2005 No such thing as bad publicity. Besides - like I care!
cisono Posted 23 September 2005 Author Posted 23 September 2005 No such thing as bad publicity. In this case, there might just be!
Northants Fox Posted 23 September 2005 Posted 23 September 2005 In this case, there might just be! Oh dear :laugh:
nick_knowles Posted 23 September 2005 Posted 23 September 2005 In this case, there might just be! all publicity is good! hence me coming on here to push my long out of print DIY book, only available on amazons 'used' section (there 4 new ones for the early birds)
cisono Posted 24 September 2005 Author Posted 24 September 2005 all publicity is good! hence me coming on here to push my long out of print DIY book, only available on amazons 'used' section (there 4 new ones for the early birds) I see that you have already managed to mention your book in two unrelated threads already
nick_knowles Posted 24 September 2005 Posted 24 September 2005 I see that you have already managed to mention your book in two unrelated threads already indeed i have, and it's obviously worked because you seem interested (currenty price £2.22)
The People's Hero Posted 24 September 2005 Posted 24 September 2005 And that, as they say, is what makes life worth living./
cisono Posted 25 September 2005 Author Posted 25 September 2005 indeed i have, and it's obviously worked because you seem interested (currenty price £2.22) Well, that's certainly cheaper than the cherry plum tree (currently priced £17)
cisono Posted 25 September 2005 Author Posted 25 September 2005 indeed i have, and it's obviously worked because you seem interested (currenty price £2.22) Where is it £2.22?
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